twitwit 

Someone who demonstrates their lack of intelligence on Twitter through apparent illiteracy, stupidity, or ungodly volume of tweets that causes viewers to wonder what else they do with their time.

Did you see Sarah's tweet last night? "Goin' 2 a partee an gon gettt drunkkk boiiizzzz"...what a twitwit.

twitwit by GeorgeDW September 24, 2011

twitwit 

someone who uses twitter and therefore has little to no intelligence. See nitwit

Oh, Joe is such a twitwit! he has his Facebook connected to his twitter account!

twitwit by b-rizzle for real? November 10, 2009

Twitwich 

Someone who is more than a twit... so much more. The act of describing them simply as a twit would do an injustice to the twits of the world. This person is just so frickin stupid... Like a special kind of stupid. You just want to reach across the table and backhand them, and then while they are grabbing their cheek in pain, you want to ask what on Earth made them so dumb, and ensure its not catchy.

"A woman on the bus got pissed at me when I wanted to sit down where her purse was. What a twitwich!"

"There is a twitwich convention in town, and you got, like, 3 invitations"

Twitwich by Mosleyan February 12, 2010

titwit 

The inability of a heterosexual man or lesbian to think clearly since his/her cognitive faculties are being hindered by noticeable breasts.
May be either used as a noun for the person or an adjective for the condition.

Look how Steve's mind is mush while the Girls Gone Wild commercial is on--he is a huge titwit.

titwit by Adam August 29, 2005

Twitwats

Zealous fans of the Twilight books and movies. They are usually female; hence the twat after the twi. However, a Twitwat can also be a man as once he becomes absorbed into the series or is dragged to watch the movies by his girlfriend or wife he ceases to be male for that period of time. Twitwats are also oblivious to Robert Pattinson's hatred for the movies, his character and how he is secretly laughing his ass off at them while getting rich and getting tons of hot bitches.

You're just a Twitwat who wants to be shagged by a sparkling vampire and a loser who turns into a werepoodle!

The Twitwats bleached their skin albino and wore yellow contacts to pay their respects to Edward Cullen.

The Twitwat imitated Kristen Stewart's excessive blinking in hopes of attracting a man like Edward Cullen.

Twitwats by Headst0ck July 5, 2010

Twi-Twit

Another name for a Twilight fan freak. A person who love twilight so much they have to worship it and attack people who don't

Girl 1: Omg I lurrrrrrv Twilight! Edward is so hawwwt
Girl 2: Jacob is lyek hotter lolololololololol
Jessica: What the hell are you talking about?
Girl 1 & 2: TWILIGHT! its lyek so awesome
Chuck: Ignore them. they are Twi-twits.

Twi-Twit by Chiba Natsumi June 22, 2010

Twitdit 

A person who subjects their friends to ill-formed moral outrage or analysis via Twitter. The abbreviated form of the phrase "Twitter pundit."

I just can't stand to read Jeff's tweets about the Middle East peace process. He's such a twitdit.

Twitdit by TheRealFrank June 8, 2010