T.S.C.

a quick way to refer to anyone who is tall, skinny and crappy. it is also usually accompanied with a small head and a poor attitude.

Jason: That Schwimmer sure is T.S.C., i mean look at his shirt, it looks like he is wearing his bed sheet.

T.S.C. by Auneeezy October 10, 2005

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S.C.T.S

is an abbreviation for Socially Camouflaged Targeting System. This is a system invented for self-defence in which you move your hands or posture in a socially acceptable way but increasing your advantage for a pre-emptive strike I.e: you raise your hands without adopting an offence stance and then twatting him when you think you've convinced him you're a soft target, and because you had your hands up in a ''oh god i'm scared'' sort of way gives a more false inpression of dominance whilst shortening the time it takes to strike.

An S.C.T.S:

Offender: Oi you, gimme your money
You:*hands come up in a surrender pose*
alright mate i don't want an.....

*Whack, and then run*

S.C.T.S by Karshy November 14, 2009

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Dave: Europe.
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T.S.L.C.

Acronym for the phrase, 'Takin' shits, lickin' clits'

Exclamatory phrase to (light-heartedly) gloat or brag.

Actually, this phrase is very versatile. It may be used to taunt, to invigorate, to congratulate, and many others.

Student 1: I heard you guys won the game last night! Nice job!
Student 2: *blushes* Hey, thanks man!
Student 3: *barges in on conversation* TAKIN' SHITS LICKIN' CLITS! *slaps Student 2 on the shoulder*

Bro 1: Hey man how was the party? Sorry, I was too busy partying with slutty lunchladies to join you.
Bro 2: ...what? Anyway, I scored with Angelina.
Bro 1: YEAH? Takin' shits lickin' clits, man! Didn't think you had it in you. Well, I did, but your parents didn't.
Bro 2: ...

Football player 1: Their team won't stand a chance. We have TEAMWORK on our side!
Football player 2: F*** YEAH! HONEYBADGERS! T.S.L.C. on three!

Team: ONE TWO THREE! TAKIN' SHITS LICKIN' CLITS! HOOAH!

T.S.L.C. by bonedryhumorous January 11, 2012