A place to sit and think. Also a good place to take a plop.
I'm going to go to the toilet and figure this out.
by Frogbutt November 30, 2004
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A Holy shrine that will take whatever you throw at it. A golden seat of relief.
Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? I thought we were going to hang out?

Guy 2: Sorry man, I was on the toilet , giving it my dinner from last night, I think I partied too hard.

Guy 1: I hear ya, I think my shrine is calling.
by Jo-Bro December 08, 2010
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A very scary place where even the bravest shit themselves.

Also, a place where you can read newspapers.
"I am the <insert superhero name here>. I am the bravest man/thing in the world. Btw, what's this place??? Oh no!! Toilet!!! Gotta take a shit."

"Damn wife, I can't even read the newspapers in peace."
by Slunjan July 18, 2008
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an incredibly difficult target to make when your drunk
i was so hammered last night, i completly missed the toilet
by Magashi April 23, 2009
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The only one willing to take your shit even everybody else is tired of it.
Adam is so full of shit nobody wants to have to do anything with him. The only one left now to take his shit is his toilet.
by MiniMii July 19, 2012
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