Toilet

A place to sit and think. Also a good place to take a plop.

I'm going to go to the toilet and figure this out.

by Frogbutt November 30, 2004

Toilet

A place where history is made
#toiletislife
#notsponcered

King of rock died in a toilet.

by An asshole named james June 01, 2017

Toilet

(Verb) to ride a baby gorilla while doing tik tok dances, eating mac & cheese, and fighting space aliens.

Person: Bro I cant wait to Toilet today!

by Danny DeVito's Eyelash November 06, 2022

Toilet

It eats your poop.

I took a crap on the toilet and the toilet ate it

by whereisyourboy4 November 04, 2009

Toilet

A Holy shrine that will take whatever you throw at it. A golden seat of relief.

Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? I thought we were going to hang out?

Guy 2: Sorry man, I was on the toilet , giving it my dinner from last night, I think I partied too hard.

Guy 1: I hear ya, I think my shrine is calling.

by Jo-Bro December 09, 2010

Toilet

an incredibly difficult target to make when your drunk

i was so hammered last night, i completly missed the toilet

by Magashi April 23, 2009

Toilet

A very scary place where even the bravest shit themselves.

Also, a place where you can read newspapers.

"I am the <insert superhero name here>. I am the bravest man/thing in the world. Btw, what's this place??? Oh no!! Toilet!!! Gotta take a shit."

"Damn wife, I can't even read the newspapers in peace."

by Slunjan August 12, 2008