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T.S.L.C.

Acronym for the phrase, 'Takin' shits, lickin' clits'

Exclamatory phrase to (light-heartedly) gloat or brag.

Actually, this phrase is very versatile. It may be used to taunt, to invigorate, to congratulate, and many others.
Student 1: I heard you guys won the game last night! Nice job!
Student 2: *blushes* Hey, thanks man!
Student 3: *barges in on conversation* TAKIN' SHITS LICKIN' CLITS! *slaps Student 2 on the shoulder*

Bro 1: Hey man how was the party? Sorry, I was too busy partying with slutty lunchladies to join you.
Bro 2: ...what? Anyway, I scored with Angelina.
Bro 1: YEAH? Takin' shits lickin' clits, man! Didn't think you had it in you. Well, I did, but your parents didn't.
Bro 2: ...

Football player 1: Their team won't stand a chance. We have TEAMWORK on our side!
Football player 2: F*** YEAH! HONEYBADGERS! T.S.L.C. on three!

Team: ONE TWO THREE! TAKIN' SHITS LICKIN' CLITS! HOOAH!
by bonedryhumorous January 11, 2012
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t.s.l.t.c.l

“this silly little thing called love”
“why are you smiling like that bro?”

“oh yk, t.s.l.t.c.l.”
by brodawg36 May 16, 2022
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S.T.D.E.C.T.W.A.N.T.Y.W.C.T.S.L.G.I.M.M

Should the day ever come that we are not together you will continue to shine like gold in my memories <3
When Zhongli says S.T.D.E.C.T.W.A.N.T.Y.W.C.T.S.L.G.I.M.M
by Dumbozos <3 February 11, 2022
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Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
by Semmelweis December 16, 2018
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u.h.l.o.t.s.w.h.g.l.a.c.h

Ugly Hoe living on the street with her Godzilla looking ass circle head.
That girl… she’s def a u.h.l.o.t.s.w.h.g.l.a.c.h..”
by womanwonder June 17, 2021
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I.C.Y.D.K.B.I.C.B.Y.A.I.W.B.L.I.I.S.T.I.C.L.T.L.W.Y

ABBREVIATION FOR IN CASE YOU DIDNT KNOW BABY IM CRAZY BOUT YOU AND I WOULD BE LYIN IF I SAID THAT I COULD LIVE THIS LIFE WITHOUT YOU
*Text from signjficant other *: I.C.Y.D.K.B.I.C.B.Y.A.I.W.B.L.I.I.S.T.I.C.L.T.L.W.Y
by swanrose365 July 7, 2021
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c.o.b.s.t.l.

Case Of Balls Sticking To Legs. This can occur in extreme heat when there is excessive persperation from the lower regions. Also see c.o.i.b.
me on G7 - $#!+, i've got c.o.b.s.t.l. again!
person sitting next to me - whats that?
me - me balls is stickin to me legs!!
person - ewww...
by sam from G7 July 15, 2008
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