T.S.C.

a quick way to refer to anyone who is tall, skinny and crappy. it is also usually accompanied with a small head and a poor attitude.

Jason: That Schwimmer sure is T.S.C., i mean look at his shirt, it looks like he is wearing his bed sheet.

by Auneeezy October 10, 2005

sandwich factory

someone who is a tool, who will do anything to be part of the group

John: I'll do your homework for you if i can come to the party!

Jason: Sorry we don't want another sandwich factory around, why dont you go do something productive like make me a sandwich.

by Auneeezy October 09, 2005

toucan sam

a girl with a ginormous nose, usually detracting from any possibility of being hot in any way because her giant nose is so distracting.

Drunk: i just got that girls number man, shes super hot huh

Drunk's friend: yeah dude go make out with her right now

Bystanders: do you see that chump makin out with toucan sam, he could lose an eye

by Auneeezy October 10, 2005

rootbeer barrel

an extremely tasty alcoholic conconction which involves pouring beer into a shallow glass then dropping a shot glass filled with rootbeer schnapps into the middle and guzzling it until it is gone.

Drunk: damn im drunk, i just took like 10 rootbeer barrels

Bartender: you are cut off get out of here

by Auneeezy October 10, 2005

hole to hole

the way you sleep when you MUST sleep with another male, under some extraordinary circumstances that will allow nothing else, so nothin wierd happens while you are sleepin

Jason: hey jason you sleep on top of the quilt i will sleep under

Dale: Nahhh lets just sleep hole to hole so i wont get cold

by Auneeezy October 12, 2005

GoonHawk

when people get mohawks, who shouldnt have a mohawk, they are actually wearing the goonhawk.

Jason: Hey Kroeger you should get a mohawk again it was awesome last time

Kroeger: Ok Jason you are always right i like your ass

Jason: Dude, you look like a goon, you got a goonhawk

by Auneeezy October 13, 2005

sandbag

someone who slows you down either by their pure retardedness or by their unwillingness to cooperate.

Jason: Hey Joe! Quit being a sandbag and get your ass in the car before i come woop your ass!

by Auneeezy October 10, 2005