Auneeezy's definitions

Hang-nail

someone who clings to you and is very abrasive, bothersome, and awkward.

That Dale kid is such a hang-nail, hes always on my dick swinging to and fro.

by Auneeezy November 5, 2005

mreeoo

the sound often heard from an obese person as they become increasingly hungry, often can be heard reverberating in food courts or in line at the drive through, it comes from their physical and mental resemblance to a baluga whale

McDonald's: "Sir your order will be ready in 6 minutes, please pull ahead"

Fatass: "Mreeoooo, me hungy now!"

by Auneeezy October 11, 2005

mingy dude

a guy who is extremely clingy, who enjoys telling you things like how wasted he is or how funny you are or other useless shit.

Jason: Mingy dude go get me a beer real quick.

Mingy Dude: Ok sounds good you can have some of mine if you want, cuz you rule this party!!

by Auneeezy October 10, 2005

T.S.C.

a quick way to refer to anyone who is tall, skinny and crappy. it is also usually accompanied with a small head and a poor attitude.

Jason: That Schwimmer sure is T.S.C., i mean look at his shirt, it looks like he is wearing his bed sheet.

by Auneeezy October 10, 2005

rootbeer barrel

an extremely tasty alcoholic conconction which involves pouring beer into a shallow glass then dropping a shot glass filled with rootbeer schnapps into the middle and guzzling it until it is gone.

Drunk: damn im drunk, i just took like 10 rootbeer barrels

Bartender: you are cut off get out of here

by Auneeezy October 10, 2005

hole to hole

the way you sleep when you MUST sleep with another male, under some extraordinary circumstances that will allow nothing else, so nothin wierd happens while you are sleepin

Jason: hey jason you sleep on top of the quilt i will sleep under

Dale: Nahhh lets just sleep hole to hole so i wont get cold

by Auneeezy October 12, 2005

GoonHawk

when people get mohawks, who shouldnt have a mohawk, they are actually wearing the goonhawk.

Jason: Hey Kroeger you should get a mohawk again it was awesome last time

Kroeger: Ok Jason you are always right i like your ass

Jason: Dude, you look like a goon, you got a goonhawk

by Auneeezy October 13, 2005