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Definitions by Auneeezy

Hang-nail 

someone who clings to you and is very abrasive, bothersome, and awkward.
That Dale kid is such a hang-nail, hes always on my dick swinging to and fro.
Hang-nail by Auneeezy November 5, 2005

GoonHawk 

when people get mohawks, who shouldnt have a mohawk, they are actually wearing the goonhawk.
Jason: Hey Kroeger you should get a mohawk again it was awesome last time

Kroeger: Ok Jason you are always right i like your ass

Jason: Dude, you look like a goon, you got a goonhawk
GoonHawk by Auneeezy October 13, 2005

hole to hole 

the way you sleep when you MUST sleep with another male, under some extraordinary circumstances that will allow nothing else, so nothin wierd happens while you are sleepin
Jason: hey jason you sleep on top of the quilt i will sleep under

Dale: Nahhh lets just sleep hole to hole so i wont get cold
hole to hole by Auneeezy October 12, 2005
the sound often heard from an obese person as they become increasingly hungry, often can be heard reverberating in food courts or in line at the drive through, it comes from their physical and mental resemblance to a baluga whale
McDonald's: "Sir your order will be ready in 6 minutes, please pull ahead"

Fatass: "Mreeoooo, me hungy now!"
mreeoo by Auneeezy October 11, 2005
to dunk the shit out of people, to be a cold ass baller who literally slaps people in the forehead while he is shootin and then sticks his nuts in their face when hes dunkin
baller: look out son im takin off on yall again

goon: damn that dude was yammin on me all game
yammin by Auneeezy October 11, 2005
a quick way to refer to anyone who is tall, skinny and crappy. it is also usually accompanied with a small head and a poor attitude.
Jason: That Schwimmer sure is T.S.C., i mean look at his shirt, it looks like he is wearing his bed sheet.
T.S.C. by Auneeezy October 10, 2005
someone who slows you down either by their pure retardedness or by their unwillingness to cooperate.
Jason: Hey Joe! Quit being a sandbag and get your ass in the car before i come woop your ass!
sandbag by Auneeezy October 10, 2005