T.A.P.S

T.A.P.S- Tight Asian Pussy

brian-"oh my god look at those T.A.P.S
richard-"whats taps?"
brian-"TIGHT ASIAN PUSSY"

T.A.P.S by Decast Ronaut September 11, 2010

C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S. 

Acronym for: Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety.
-As heard in Grand Theft auto : Liberty City Stories

I was playing GTA LCS yesterday and they said there is a association called Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety. I want to join C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S.!

C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S. by Euvic Von Stuvic July 11, 2006

NE16 T.R.A.P.P.A.S 

The scaries cunts in the whole of the NE you dont want to be walking around here with any bud on you or it might get took by matty broon and the NE16 T.R.A.P.P.A.S

Here bro u flying up whickham to have a spliff

cannit bro matty broon and his NE16 T.R.A.P.P.A.S might take it off us

aye sound bro that is a good enough point for me hes a scary cunt

NE16 T.R.A.P.P.A.S by NE16 T.R.A.P.P.A.S April 1, 2022

C.R.A.P.T.A.S.T.I.C. 

Acronym for:
Collectivist Redistributionist Anti-American Progressive Totalitarian Antagonistic Slanderous Treasonous Insidious Cretin

Applies to politically correct & morally bankrupt progressives/communists/socialists/fascists/liberals/democrats/leftists/jihadi-apologists & appeasers

The most powerful & dangerous C.R.A.P.T.A.S.T.I.C. in America today is Barack Obama. He is bolstered by the CRAPTASTIC media which sold their collective souls to shill for him.

C.R.A.P.T.A.S.T.I.C. by AngryKittyNY July 22, 2010

S.T.A.P.L.E.S. 

Sack of, Talkative, Abusive, Potheaded, Lazy, Easy, Shit

guy1: He's so fucking burnt ... He's STAPLES! Does this guy ever shut the FUCK up!????? I wish he'd leave his basement!

guy2: He should impress us with something other than watching too many TV specials... possibly obtaining a straight girlfriend that fucks men!??

guy1: One that doesn't weigh in at truck stops on her way to pickup free pot for him!?? That'll be a cold day in HELL! So wait the person he dates now is a female??? I thought that was a man!??????? Are you sure it isn't!????

S.T.A.P.L.E.S. by anti_yeah_who_chee_f_it December 5, 2004

S.P.A.T 

'Single Parents Alone Together' is a fictional support group for single parents, in the movie 'About A Boy' starring Hugh Grant, Rachel Weiss and Nicholas Hoult.

The group S.P.A.T's , motto = "Single Parents Alone Together!Single Parents Alone Together!All for one and one for all!"

S.P.A.T by Granty2k8 July 4, 2008

A-S-A-P-T-S-D 

A subset of the psychological diagnosis of Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome (P.T.S.D.) caused specifically by corporate culture’s unrelenting need for every fucking thing to be delivered “as soon as possible” (A.S.A.P.), without any fucking regard to what is reasonable, thus creating a withering climate of perpetual panic & psychological breakdown.

VP Marketing: “Where the fuck are my product renders.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”

Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”

A-S-A-P-T-S-D by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds March 29, 2019