A person who has little or no intelligence. They usually act without thinking resulting in upsetting/annoying others.
by campbella August 09, 2010
A disgusting human, in every way physically possible. Often a person who attempts to make jokes at other people to hide his true inside feelings of rejection.
Jonny was a cretin, everyone at work knew he was a cretin. It's the only word to fit his truly rejected personaity.
by Miranda Hart February 02, 2015
An encourageable greenhorn. No matter how much you try, the person has no idea of what he is being instructed, nor does he care. The person is hopeless
That asshole cretin couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel. He'll never learn.
by Al November 08, 2003
A word derived from the French slang term 'crétin' (/kʀetɛ̃/) roughly translated as 'idiot' although in reality is often used in a more offensive way. It may also mean 'geek' in the context of the French language but is not used in this way in English.
by cavacavacavacava July 02, 2011
Shootings, Dead beat parents, Shallowness, Doomsayers,religious and/or political freaks, "Chicken littles" (the sky is falling!), "Disaster Victims" ( Life can really suck, find the strength to endure!), The prejudice ( be who you want to be), Over opinionated hypocrites ( like me ). Are examples of cretins
by A secret to everybody. October 13, 2008
A word to use the people in the world who are monstrously retarded, unintelligent, vile, pathetic, greasy, crusty, dumb, sometimes fat, unfortunately untalented, and all around awful in every possible way that is imaginable to the point that not even Jesus can save them. Cretins, by definition, suffer from "cretinism" and can be described as "cretinous." Specific cretins are actually recognized by the medical community as cretins with an official MD Grant of Cretinism - which is rare.
Normal Person #1: Look at that monstrously retarded, unintelligent, vile, pathetic, greasy, crusty, dumb, fat, unfortunately untalented, and all around awful person.
Normal Person #2: Yeah, it must be cretin.
*cretin turns towards the normal people*
Cretin: AFSDFDFSKPOEMOOADDJFSFSDUFSOKDFOPFSFS!!!?!?@ IM A CRETIN I SUCK SO MUCH BALLS AHH IM A CRETIN AHH!
Normal Person #2: Yeah, it must be cretin.
*cretin turns towards the normal people*
Cretin: AFSDFDFSKPOEMOOADDJFSFSDUFSOKDFOPFSFS!!!?!?@ IM A CRETIN I SUCK SO MUCH BALLS AHH IM A CRETIN AHH!
by mlad August 16, 2009
A person/people who jumps marina in a group 3 or less and when jumping they don’t jump off they fall off
by SquidgyBlack August 09, 2019