T P D

When you have a two inch penis and it doesnt look like its getting any bigger.
TPD stands for Tiny Penis Disease

My friend Pete got pantsed in gym and everyone found out about his TPD. its really small

T P D by johavon May 13, 2005

T.M.P.D.A 

Too Much Public Display of Affection.

When two people are seen making out in a public area like a shopping mall or a park. Usually said when the two people can't keep their hands off each other and are constantly kissing each other.

Guy 1: Hey check out those two they can't keep their hands off each other I don't think I've seen them apart for one second.

Guy 2: T.M.P.D.A

or

Friend: Aah c'mon guys T.M.P.D.A can't you two keep off each other for one second there are kids about

T.M.P.D.A by mohamedrapadoo July 26, 2009

P.T.T.P.S.D.

Post Traumatic Toilet Paper Stress Disorder.
That moment after you start pooping and then realize there is no tp in the bathroom.

I contracted P.T.T.P.S.D. after dropping a duece and discovered there was no tp in the stall.

P.T.T.P.S.D. by insanemailman April 12, 2014

T.P.T.D.I 

Totally psyched to do it!

person 1: “are you ready to hit the club?”
person 2: “T.P.T.D.I.!”

T.P.T.D.I by super duper dude August 26, 2022

P.T.D

PTD (post-Tour depression) is a common pathological ailment amongst young British students that are in a state of mental and physical recovery after a frivolous week of self-debauchery and entertainment. It is common and needs to be addressed by further alcohol consumption, extended periods of sleep or repeated crying.

I'm suffering from P.T.D, I can't get out of bed and all I want is some Sangria

P.T.D by The PTD Doctor May 9, 2011

D.T.P. 

Down to plow

when the farmer first wakes up in the morning and fires up his tractor he' D.T.P.

D.T.P. by CanadaSuiter November 27, 2013

d.t.p

1.Deep Throat Professional
2.Disturbin Da Peace

1. yall no tanika is a dtp
2. we d.t.p- ludacris

d.t.p by ashanti1 April 6, 2008