P.T.D

PTD (post-Tour depression) is a common pathological ailment amongst young British students that are in a state of mental and physical recovery after a frivolous week of self-debauchery and entertainment. It is common and needs to be addressed by further alcohol consumption, extended periods of sleep or repeated crying.
I'm suffering from P.T.D, I can't get out of bed and all I want is some Sangria
by The PTD Doctor April 19, 2011
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P.T.D.

Penetrate...Tears...Bounce

When a man sticks his penis in a unwelcoming female's vagina; causing tears/crying; and then leaving in a quick manner.
Dude, I totally P.T.D.'d that girl last night. Hilarious, right?...Guys....Guys?
by salomsandwich January 22, 2010
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