D.T.P. 

Down to plow

when the farmer first wakes up in the morning and fires up his tractor he' D.T.P.

D.T.P. by CanadaSuiter November 27, 2013

D.T.P. 

Disturbing the Peace

"DTP pendant at the end of your chain"

D.T.P. by northemericachick August 10, 2005

D.T.P. 

Darwinian Targetted Person, One who is marked, from birth, to be removed from the Gene Pool for the good of the whole.

You see that guy who accidentally shot himself last night?
Yeah, what a DTP...

D.T.P. by Dorf May 11, 2004

d.t.p

1.Deep Throat Professional
2.Disturbin Da Peace

1. yall no tanika is a dtp
2. we d.t.p- ludacris

d.t.p by ashanti1 April 6, 2008

D.T.P

1. A version of Rock Paper Scissors where Rock is Dick, Tits is Paper, and Pussy is Scissors. Played like regular Rock Paper Scissors.

2. Slang term meaning Down To Pound

Guy 1: Hey dude, want to play some D.T.P.
Guy 2: Sure, what is it?
Guy 1: It means Dick Tit Pussy. Like Rock Paper Scissors but worse.
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Girlfriend: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Boyfriend: Nothing yet, but I'm Down to Pound.
Girlfriend: You're always D.T.P.

D.T.P by Mr. McGooey February 7, 2022

i.w.s.y.d.t.w.y.a.t.c.i.w.y.t.p.i.i.m 

I wanna suck your dick then when you're about to cum I want you to put it in me

i.w.s.y.d.t.w.y.a.t.c.i.w.y.t.p.i.i.m

i.w.s.y.d.t.w.y.a.t.c.i.w.y.t.p.i.i.m by justforfunnnn November 17, 2021

i.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a. 

I Don’t Want To Kill Myself I Just Want The Pain To Go Away

Friend: Hey you good?
Me: no I.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a.

i.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a. by Xo._Shiann June 28, 2020