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syste-meizer 

an Ass-hole, a dick. A man or woman who is getting on your nerves and they are being extremely aggravating and annoying. A jerk who is punking you around. An son of a bitch who likes to hurt others with offensive laguage. If you have ever worked in retail, this means the customer who went out of their way to make their transaction impossible to complete (asking for a manager, exct.) A cheap-skate.
"This son of a bitch is a syste-meizer."
"SYSTE-MEIZER!" <--- could be said to their face without them knowing what you are talking about.
"stop being such a syste-meizer."
syste-meizer by MariAntonia July 16, 2006

Plump Sister 

A woman who has put on a few pounds since the last time that a random 72 year old Uncle will say to Larry, the cousin twice removed, this kind of thing:
Uncle: "Golly! That's Suzanne? She has gotten to be a real Plump Sister since the last time I saw her."
Larry: "Must've been back in the Seventies. Before the kid. Kids. Who knows."

Uncle: "It was May 1979. When they got married...wow she just blimped out!" Larry: "Total butterball. Plump Sister, shame."
Plump Sister by MissPriss9 January 12, 2019

Sister X 

The sister with the most not-relative-siblings in Vietnam.
- Do you know sister X?
- Of course, she's the one with the most siblings in Vietnam.

Big Sisters & Big Brothers 

Organizations that pair young kids with older "brothers" & "sisters". They spend quality time together & it makes up for not having a Mom or Dad. Great for youngsters!
{Big Sisters & Big Brothers are in practically every town & city nationwide.

system-suckers

Parasitical freeloaders that do not want to support themselves and live off taxpayer funded programs run by government agencies.
I'm tired of busting my ass working for a living, it would be easier being one of them system-suckers.
system-suckers by jpg3 April 26, 2015

Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies 

A politer way of saying to a friend, i'm going to fuck your sister then sloppy jizz over her tits
Dave: Bobby, since you wouldn't make me a brew its Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies