taxpayer 

A term used to describe citizens who aren't involved in street crime or the drug trade, who the police and local government feel a higher amount of responsibility to protect.

He don't fuck with no taxpayers... having cops sniffing around is bad for business

taxpayer by ap00000 September 23, 2010

taxpayer 

A driver who lacks the inclination to choose which side of the road to drive on. The assumption being that since they paid taxes to build said roads, they will use any and all of it as they see fit.

That drunk ass son of a bitch is driving like a taxpayer! Stay back at least 500 feet until he runs off the road and plummets off of this cliff!

taxpayer by K. Hartnell May 16, 2007

taxpayer 

Someone who doesn't have to take a public service exam to work for the government.

We need more taxpayers.

taxpayer by AmbientLion January 17, 2004

taxpayer 

Term for "citizen" used by Republicans, who measure citizenship by how much money you make. Note that how much money you make is not proportional to your income, and that under Bush's tax plans, only income you earn yourself (as opposed to dividends and inheritance) is actually taxed.

Supply-siders bitch that the top 20% pay over 40% of the taxes, but the top 10% control over 90% of the wealth.

taxpayer by Xyzzy February 5, 2005

taxpayer 

Any individual that for one reason or another is an complete and total idiot when it is written in plain english how to do something.

"i can't believe he just did that"
"He must be a taxpayer"

taxpayer by weahhead October 17, 2006

taxpayer 

the greatest slang euphemism for Hipsters

If you got custom Nike Lab dunks and long black hair under a digital camo Yankee New Era, the only block you're representin is dat H&R Block.

Status ain't hood, son.

"Mang, all dese Taxpayers been jackin all the good 12" cuts."

taxpayer by Robbin Hood April 14, 2006

taxpayer inc. 

a type of society in which bureaucrats make more than the working class at minimum wage

i currently live in a taxpayer inc.

taxpayer inc. by Uncle Dimma January 30, 2015