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Swollma is a rare condition involving large quantities of cum to be swallowed by a dirty skank
“Ey yo this slut totally down to swollma nut rn
Swollma by Swollma what dude?! October 30, 2019
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Swollmate 

Noun. Person who you spend your life with at the gym. Good workout partner.
My swollmate really pushes me to do better in the gym, she never let's me slack off.
Swollmate by Haribul Sakk321 July 9, 2016
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Swolemate 

(Noun) Your life-long gym partner. The one you simply can't lift without. You would never dare let someone else spot you once you've found your true swolemate. You and your swolemate grow together, both literally and figuratively. Age, ethnicity, gender, body type, political affiliation, and sexual preference have no bearing on social acceptance of two people calling themselves swolemates. That is: prejudice against swolemates is non-existent.
Guy1: Dude, why are you here all alone? Where's your swolemate?
Guy2: He tore his rotary cuff doing incline, man. He'll be out for at least a month.
Swolemate by Gynomancer May 11, 2013

swolmates 

Two individuals who who form a friendship from working out together on a daily basis.
Mike - "Are you working out after work today?"
Carl - "Yeah but I'm waiting for C Bent to meet me."
Mike - "Oh damn, you two are swolmates huh?"

Swolemate 

A swolemate is defined as:
"He is your partner for life. In times of PRs and failed sets, during your bulks and cuts. He's there when you need a spot or someone to record your form. He's there at your meets, during your program peaks, and deload weeks. You two are bonded for life by the glute gods to traverse the gym dimension, acquiring the gains before you in your lifetimes He is more than a bro (or broette). Thou is thy swolemate."

- Excerpt from "The Lift Bible, Chapter 9001 Verse Tree Fiddy"
- Swolemate 1 is preparing for a PR bench press -

Random Guy: "Hey, do you need a spot?"
Swolemate 1: "Sorry, but do you even lift? I've got my swolemate with me."
Swolemate 2: "Dear Brodin, forgive my swolemate for the gains he's about to receive."
Swolemate by DeadliftDon February 9, 2015

Swolemate 

A swolemate is your romantic partner not only out in public but in your iron paradise as well!

This person is someone that you click with on so many levels that you aren't only comfortable with them coming to your sanctuary you encourage it.

You are proud to show off there gains and encourage your growth just as much as your own!
Person 1: I think I'm gonna Propose to her bro!

Person 2: how do you know she's the one??

Person 1: she's my swolemate!
Swolemate by Sinning saint January 21, 2018

Swollgasm 

the intense feeling of self gratification when in the act of or being admired for ones large muscular physique
Dennis was overcome by an intense swollgasm when he realized that his shirt was cutting off the circulation of his bulging biceps.
Swollgasm by MANdler September 16, 2010
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