swolla 

A word used in response to 'holla.'

Darnell: Holla!
Darnell's Friend: Swolla!

swolla by j-po August 24, 2003

swolla back

Get back to me

How are you?

Homie's answerphone: 'please leave a message'
Al: 'Its Al. Swolla back'

swolla back by Al.M May 6, 2005

swollz 

A general term for when one goes to the gym to tone their muscles, particularly referencing the bicep and pectoral regions of the body. The term can be further used to generalize any form of working out that stresses muscle hypertrophy, particularly that which fosters muscle growth with a goal of making a male more attractive to potential mates. This form of physical activity may be undertaken to express frustrations with work, women, or any form of extraneous stress.

Commonly used with the prepositional phrase as follows: "Gettin' swollz on." Also, used as an adjective to describe things that make you want to work out to relieve stress in the case of the phrase "swollz fuel." The phrase is commonly used in close proximity to the interjectory or exclamatory question, "ya digg??" The word/accompanying phrases is/are often capitalized to stress its importance to everyday life.

"Imma bout to go to the gym to get my swollz on wit pops, ya digg??"

"Hella Swollz gonna get got 2morrow, yall...ya digg??"

swollz by drDave July 24, 2013

swallage capacity 

A measurement relating to the amount of semen which can be held in the mouth.

Commonly measured in 1/2 pint increments.

Bro 1: Check out that bird!
Bro 2: Fuckin' hell, she's fit. Wonder what the swallage capacity on that is?
Bro 1: Reckon you're looking at a 3 pinter there, mate.
Bro 2: lol
Bro 1: lol

swallage capacity by DARKFiB3R January 26, 2015

swallatio 

When you get a blow job and the chick swallows your load.

I had been taking ginseng and wheatgrass every day for the last month to increase my load size. Once the bitch went down on my cock, I knew I was in for some good fucking swallatio. I blew a huge load and she swallowed it all! That whore! SBT took it all!

swallatio by RohjaMarmieCheapBrit March 17, 2009

Swollbraham Lincoln 

Swolbraham Lincoln is another way of declaring yourself to be a true swoll bro, much like 'Tyrannosaurus Flex' or 'MASSachusetts'. Often considered the pinnacle of your bench worship. Reps for Jesus

"Brendan had better be careful he doesn't get too swollbraham Lincoln, he doesn't want to remake the 18th Amendment of the church of iron. Reps for Jesus"

Swollbraham Lincoln by BrendanIsHench December 6, 2013

Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS)

An affliction that ails men entering middle age, usually evidenced by a swollen head that was not present in their teens or twenties. As best can be determined, SHS is caused by a lifetime of a diet high in animal fats and high sodium intake.

After watching William Shatner in "Star Trek" and John Travolta in "Welcome Back Kotter," then again seeing them both over twenty years later in "Boston Legal" and "Pulp Fiction," it was clear that both venerable actors suffered from Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS).

Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS) by ZonaCat Hansen June 28, 2008