Swolemate 

(Noun) Your life-long gym partner. The one you simply can't lift without. You would never dare let someone else spot you once you've found your true swolemate. You and your swolemate grow together, both literally and figuratively. Age, ethnicity, gender, body type, political affiliation, and sexual preference have no bearing on social acceptance of two people calling themselves swolemates. That is: prejudice against swolemates is non-existent.

Guy1: Dude, why are you here all alone? Where's your swolemate?
Guy2: He tore his rotary cuff doing incline, man. He'll be out for at least a month.

Swolemate by Gynomancer May 11, 2013

Swolemate 

A swolemate is defined as:
"He is your partner for life. In times of PRs and failed sets, during your bulks and cuts. He's there when you need a spot or someone to record your form. He's there at your meets, during your program peaks, and deload weeks. You two are bonded for life by the glute gods to traverse the gym dimension, acquiring the gains before you in your lifetimes He is more than a bro (or broette). Thou is thy swolemate."

- Excerpt from "The Lift Bible, Chapter 9001 Verse Tree Fiddy"

- Swolemate 1 is preparing for a PR bench press -

Random Guy: "Hey, do you need a spot?"
Swolemate 1: "Sorry, but do you even lift? I've got my swolemate with me."
Swolemate 2: "Dear Brodin, forgive my swolemate for the gains he's about to receive."

Swolemate by DeadliftDon February 9, 2015

Swolemate 

A swolemate is your romantic partner not only out in public but in your iron paradise as well!

This person is someone that you click with on so many levels that you aren't only comfortable with them coming to your sanctuary you encourage it.

You are proud to show off there gains and encourage your growth just as much as your own!

Person 1: I think I'm gonna Propose to her bro!

Person 2: how do you know she's the one??

Person 1: she's my swolemate!

Swolemate by Sinning saint January 21, 2018

Swolemate 

Great in the sack and for the six-pack.

A cutie that does good for the booty.
The workout partner your heart desires and body requires.

Girlfriend: Let's try to get through 100 squats without any breaks
Boyfriend: Let's goOooOooOoOoOoOoOooooOo swolemate

Swolemate by Thrompis June 3, 2018

poop stalemate 

When you're in a public bathroom and you and the person next to you both have to poop but both people refuse to make the first fart and initiate the pooping.

I had to miss class today because the poop stalemate I was in lasted 20 minutes.

poop stalemate by Katie12 March 29, 2015

Facebook Stalemate 

A situation whereby two people know each other quite well, but not well enough to feel comfortable to "add as friend" on Facebook.

Both are unwilling to request the friendship in fear of being rejected or being thought of as weird. However, both would happily accept the other's request.

Therefore both remain on the other's suggestion feed on the homepage, until one of them plucks up the courage to request.

Guy (sat at home on computer) : "I can't add her, I've only spoken to her twice!"

Girl (on iphone) : "Should I add him? Or will he think I'm a desperate hoe?"

Guy : "shit its a facebook stalemate"

Facebook Stalemate by lestyboy16 July 3, 2009

Swollmate 

Noun. Person who you spend your life with at the gym. Good workout partner.

My swollmate really pushes me to do better in the gym, she never let's me slack off.

Swollmate by Haribul Sakk321 July 9, 2016