Suleking

Cuddling with a potential romantic partner with hopes of sex but alas, you are rejected

Stop suleking around and just do her already.

by Dickalparasg July 19, 2020

sulking

being grumpy, aloof, silent and unsociable. having a face that says "i'm pissed. and i'm not done yet coz there's just a lot to get pissed with. go away."

i'm an emo kid and sulking is what i do best.

by azi-chan July 31, 2006

sulking

walking around or laying around being all depressed and with no energy to do anything because you're so pissed and depressed that it's as though you're dying but not quite yet

Today just couldn't be any worse, I'll be sulking around the house for the rest of the evening.

by wolf33149 November 28, 2009

Sulking Vulture

a young person who has pitty sex with a partner who is way too old for them.

Cyrstal Harris left Hugh Hefner because she was tired of being the sulking vulture of the relationship.

by librarystaff July 1, 2011

Sulking

When a man is grumpy or upset, just like a woman having PMS. Usually present when he's hung-over and his girlfriend makes a teeny-weeny mistake. No apologies or banters would work. She'll be grinded.

Ruarri, I apologized for like 2 hours, stop sulking!

by elaineeee June 29, 2017

Sulking Bagger

Someone who bags groceries and ignores all the customers while looking angry and depressed. Usually very quiet because they give the silent treatment to everyone when pissed off.

When Cam was bagging groceries he placed all the items in plastic bags. The customer changed his mind and told him to put them in paper bags. He got upset and was very quiet the rest of the day sulking about the situation. He is a sulking bagger.

by Seth Martin Dresser March 10, 2020

shleking

A horrific sexual activity. To experience "shleking" you would first need to buy a dark green condom to make your penis look like the movie character "Shrek." Once the condom is put on you would need to consume a whole bunch of viagra. Th dosage should be large to the point you would almost(keyword "almost") overdose on viagra. After these steps have been completed you will go to the nearest petting zoo. Arriving at the zoo you would find a donkey and you absolutely hammer down the donkey's ass with your viagra overdoses penis. Ejaculate in the donkey then yell, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP." true story btw

Mark: Yo bro what up tonight?
Tyronelious: Me and some homies gonna be shleking at the zoo. You wanna come with?

by retardnigga83 July 24, 2025