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shleking 

A horrific sexual activity. To experience "shleking" you would first need to buy a dark green condom to make your penis look like the movie character "Shrek." Once the condom is put on you would need to consume a whole bunch of viagra. Th dosage should be large to the point you would almost(keyword "almost") overdose on viagra. After these steps have been completed you will go to the nearest petting zoo. Arriving at the zoo you would find a donkey and you absolutely hammer down the donkey's ass with your viagra overdoses penis. Ejaculate in the donkey then yell, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP." true story btw
Mark: Yo bro what up tonight?
Tyronelious: Me and some homies gonna be shleking at the zoo. You wanna come with?
shleking by retardnigga83 July 24, 2025
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shreking off 

Jacking off to the mere notion of the mighty ogre lord, Shrek, appearing before you.
Dude after watching Shrek 2 I can't stop stop shreking off.
shreking off by A brogre December 26, 2013

Shreking 

You know this feeling late at night when you can't sleep, because of the crazy desire to eat ALL the chocolate left in your cupboard? This is shreking!

The tastiest meal, isn't It?
Lara has been shreking last night.
You want to lose weight? Maybe you should at least stop shreking ?!
Shreking is my hobby.

Again shreking last night? Oh God, you are hopeless.
Come on, Cara... Models are not shreking.
Shreking by Ksusha April 11, 2019

Shreking 

Shreking

verb.
Definition:
Giving anal sex while your partner has swamp ass
Johnny loves when his partner is super moist while shreking.
Shreking by CorMacklemore October 17, 2016

Shreking 

This is a joke. Yeet
1. The act of yelling in a voice that sounds like the animated ogre Shrek.
2. Quoting directly from Shreks lines in the movies named after him.
3. Screeching, but with a typo
4. Doing anything related to the god and saviour, Shrek the Almighty Dank Master Of All
Omg ur ugly lmfao let me post Shreking
This voice is awesome. It portrays coolness + dankness and is awesome and the word is defined as a religion of Shrek.
1.*SHREK VOICE* REEEEE
2.SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME...
3.REEEEAEEE
4. Shrek, I bow to you almighty dank master of all
Shreking by SHREEK December 3, 2018

shreking 

taking it up the butt; anal sex


originated from taking it up the butt while watching shrek
Joe: The sex is getting boring, let's start shreking!
shreking by jelkss January 16, 2009

shleeking 

To chop off your penis and eat as if it were a cucumber.
Mack cried when he was tortured by shleeking.
shleeking by AG and FM February 16, 2008
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