A horrific sexual activity. To experience "shleking" you would first need to buy a dark green condom to make your penis look like the movie character "Shrek." Once the condom is put on you would need to consume a whole bunch of viagra. Th dosage should be large to the point you would almost(keyword "almost") overdose on viagra. After these steps have been completed you will go to the nearest petting zoo. Arriving at the zoo you would find a donkey and you absolutely hammer down the donkey's ass with your viagra overdoses penis. Ejaculate in the donkey then yell, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP." true story btw
Mark: Yo bro what up tonight?
Tyronelious: Me and some homies gonna be shleking at the zoo. You wanna come with?
Tyronelious: Me and some homies gonna be shleking at the zoo. You wanna come with?
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You know this feeling late at night when you can't sleep, because of the crazy desire to eat ALL the chocolate left in your cupboard? This is shreking!
The tastiest meal, isn't It?
The tastiest meal, isn't It?
Lara has been shreking last night.
You want to lose weight? Maybe you should at least stop shreking ?!
Shreking is my hobby.
Again shreking last night? Oh God, you are hopeless.
Come on, Cara... Models are not shreking.
You want to lose weight? Maybe you should at least stop shreking ?!
Shreking is my hobby.
Again shreking last night? Oh God, you are hopeless.
Come on, Cara... Models are not shreking.
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1. The act of yelling in a voice that sounds like the animated ogre Shrek.
2. Quoting directly from Shreks lines in the movies named after him.
3. Screeching, but with a typo
4. Doing anything related to the god and saviour, Shrek the Almighty Dank Master Of All
1. The act of yelling in a voice that sounds like the animated ogre Shrek.
2. Quoting directly from Shreks lines in the movies named after him.
3. Screeching, but with a typo
4. Doing anything related to the god and saviour, Shrek the Almighty Dank Master Of All
Omg ur ugly lmfao let me post Shreking
This voice is awesome. It portrays coolness + dankness and is awesome and the word is defined as a religion of Shrek.
1.*SHREK VOICE* REEEEE
2.SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME...
3.REEEEAEEE
4. Shrek, I bow to you almighty dank master of all
This voice is awesome. It portrays coolness + dankness and is awesome and the word is defined as a religion of Shrek.
1.*SHREK VOICE* REEEEE
2.SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME...
3.REEEEAEEE
4. Shrek, I bow to you almighty dank master of all
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