A horrific sexual activity. To experience "shleking" you would first need to buy a dark green condom to make your penis look like the movie character "Shrek." Once the condom is put on you would need to consume a whole bunch of viagra. Th dosage should be large to the point you would almost(keyword "almost") overdose on viagra. After these steps have been completed you will go to the nearest petting zoo. Arriving at the zoo you would find a donkey and you absolutely hammer down the donkey's ass with your viagra overdoses penis. Ejaculate in the donkey then yell, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP." true story btw
Mark: Yo bro what up tonight?
Tyronelious: Me and some homies gonna be shleking at the zoo. You wanna come with?
Tyronelious: Me and some homies gonna be shleking at the zoo. You wanna come with?
by retardnigga83 July 24, 2025
by retardnigga83 July 24, 2025
A very vile sexual act with multiple stages. In the first stage you would need to acquire a fellow by the name of Craig(preferably a male). The second stage consists of wrapping both of your penises in bacon and then your would fuck him missionary while eating the bacon off his dick. Finally the third stage you will you will put your penis that is covered in bacon and put it in Craig's mouth. He would then choke on it till all the bacon has been eaten.
by retardnigga83 July 24, 2025
Phantom rape is only experienced in any vr multiplayer game. It is very similar to regular rape but in virtual reality. If one has acquired their phantom sense they will feel like they are being raped.
"IN VR CHAT"
Drumsy: im going to phantom rape you
Little Chinese Boy: HELP ME IM BEING PHANTOM RAPED IN MY PHANTOM BUTTHOLE MY PHANTOM SENSE IS OFF THE CHARTS
Drumsy: im going to phantom rape you
Little Chinese Boy: HELP ME IM BEING PHANTOM RAPED IN MY PHANTOM BUTTHOLE MY PHANTOM SENSE IS OFF THE CHARTS
by retardnigga83 July 24, 2025