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suckathon 

When a girl sucks a man's penis for a very long time. Some of these events gather audiences.
Hey Bob, can't talk just heading home to get some popcorn, then I'm heading to the Jefferson's suckathon.
suckathon by thefunnykid June 23, 2008

Suckatron 

When all you do is suck a dick. It must be at least twenty dicks in 24 hours.
Marta: "Jeez, that girl is a real suckatron! She sucked like.. 33 dicks!"
Suckatron by fikzexx June 18, 2016
drinking an alcoholic beverage, typically of the high proof variety....
Friend: Hey Raul, what's poppin!?

Raul: suckatang man, I'm sipping on a hen....
suckatang by MC Taboo October 20, 2006
Another name for Stockton, CA. AKA the armpit of California. The 2nd most miserable place to live in the great U.S of A courtesy of Forbes
(You)Hey hot chick where are you from?
(Hot Chick) I'm from Huntington Beach, where are you from?
(You) of i'm from suckton.
(Hot Chick) Suckton??? wheres that
(You) It's what you call stockton when you live there
(Hot Chick) Oh...stockton, sorry i have a thing i have to go
(You) DAAAAMN YOU SUUCKTOOOOON!!!!
Suckton by BShirk122 March 9, 2009

suckatorium 

A wall full of glory holes often found in a gay sex club.
Tim was in desperate need of some relief so he headed down to Klub Kruise, paid his entry fee and headed straight to the suckatorium to get manhandled and sucked off. After blowing his load it was like a weight had been lifted off his shoulders and (insert cliches here).
suckatorium by schonell August 14, 2008

suckalongmydingdong 

The best reference to telling someone to fuck off or suck your dick. Also a very good source of entertainment in church.
As Jesus said in the Bible "suckalongmydingdong you dirty Jews"
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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