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Another name for Stockton, CA. AKA the armpit of California. The 2nd most miserable place to live in the great U.S of A courtesy of Forbes

(You)Hey hot chick where are you from?
(Hot Chick) I'm from Huntington Beach, where are you from?
(You) of i'm from suckton.
(Hot Chick) Suckton??? wheres that
(You) It's what you call stockton when you live there
(Hot Chick) Oh...stockton, sorry i have a thing i have to go
(You) DAAAAMN YOU SUUCKTOOOOON!!!!

Suckton by BShirk122 March 9, 2009

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sucktoeza

A type of dumb Russian that snitch on everyone around them and as you can see, they suck toes.

That sucktoeza just snitched on me!

sucktoeza by bigdaddy19487352390 January 17, 2019

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sickton

Extra cool.

That film was sickton.

sickton by murfy100 December 8, 2009

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sucktopia

The act of oral sex. also known as giving head. you send your boyfriend/man to sucktopia while performing this act.

"Shelby took Cory to sucktopia last night"

sucktopia by Panther69 January 15, 2008

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suckonde

when a guy is telling you to shut up, just say suckonde nuts dady.......

dady can you help me suckonde nuts.

suckonde by a.j donn October 7, 2020

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sucknon

An exclamation of displeasure, usually resulting from an inconsiderate act perpetrated by one of your friends or acquaintances.

Aw sucknon! How you goin' put all your nasty asses up on ma table? I'm tryin' to eat! Hell naw!

sucknon by Kevin, mysterious December 17, 2004

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Sucktional

Sucktional- The amount and form of sucking required while giving head.

Damn that girls mouth made such an amazing sucktional vortex that she pulled my soul right out of me. Or she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Sucktional by dirtyd1027 April 18, 2012

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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