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Islamic Satanism 

Islamic Satanism is the a Spiritual Sub Religion that derives from Satanism & Islam combined that is in the reverse reference to The Devil Iblis That is God in the Religion and not God.

Islamic Satanism is a Spiritual Holy Spirituality Created From The Devil Himself from his Scriptures of The Old & New Testament of Demon Sigils of Iblis.
Person1:Hey What Religion Do You Practice?
Person2: Islamic Satanism

Person1:What's That I Thought Islam is About God And Satanism is The Worship of the Devil
Person2:No it's a Sub Religion That Combines Both and it worships just The Devil Iblis but it's in Islamic Text Letterings and We Don't Worship God We Worship Iblis is Our God.
Islamic Satanism by I.S Akbar February 26, 2021

Hurts Like Satan

Term used by fans of Jared Leto to describe what it feels like to have sex with him. Thus giving way to the nickname of Satan when referring to his massive penis.
Holy guacamole it hurts like Satan. I may never walk again.
Hurts Like Satan by DoOrDie December 9, 2014

Hotter than Satan's gooch 

A term used when describing how hot and humid it is (most commonly used in Texas), compares the temperature of a room to the area between Satan's testicles and asshole
Guy 1 "We need to fix the AC unit, it's, like, 100 degrees in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"

Church of Satan 

Many people have misconceptions about the Church of Satan, believing that the members are devil worshipers. However, in reality, this is all false. The Church of Satan is a group of atheists and the only reason that Satan is used is because their founder, Anton LaVey, believed Satan to be a good representation of Man's True Nature.
Overall, the Church of Satan is far better rounded and has better morals than any Christian, Catholic, or any other religion will ever be.
The Church of Satan was founded by Anton LaVey in the 1960s.
Church of Satan by KAMISAMA HATES YOU November 10, 2016
Junior is satan, nuff said
Satan by Tabitharabbit004 January 13, 2022

Satanic panic 

Hyper concern by adults that young people are in satanic cults.
The small county went into a satanic panic when red pentagrams were sprayed around churches and graveyards.
Satanic panic by I, Wreckerrr October 23, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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