Sturding

Standing while voiding one's bowels

Sometimes when I can't find a shitter, I just stand there and start sturding.

Sturding by ifeelwaysaboutthings October 1, 2010

Sturfing 

The art of stoned (web) surfing. When sturfing you always end up with a search result nowhere near to that of which you intended. Re-tracing your sturfer steps to find out how the hell you found this site! Sturfing/Sturfer/Sturfed/Sturf/Sturfsearch

Dude I found this online while sturfing last night, it's funny stuff you gotta have a look. While looking up the weather forecast you find yourself sturfing a 'Cats who look like Hitler' site but you're not sure how you got there. That sturf then leads you to a name generator site and you're now known as ' MagentaBlade Blast Off Pigplanter Kid Playa O'Callaghan' but your friends just call you squeak for short.

Sturfing by rocki peyote June 6, 2009

sturbing 

to masturbate violently but you say this because you are afraid of the word wank

gonna go home and sturb over that fine ass duchess tubgirl

sturbing by original nuttah March 24, 2003

stunding 

A sexual position where you stand up and open your mouth and your partner proceeds to shit inside your mouth.

Hey baby, how about we try stunding?

stunding by poonslayerelite69 March 22, 2017

Sturfing Bitch 

Otherwise known as the Daithí, John-Joe(to help others), twat & mogwai. The Sturfing Bitch is one who assists the Sturf Mistress with her Sturfing, Sturf Mistress being the divine ruler.

Sturf Mistress: Sturfing Bitch, grab your keyboard and start typing
Sturfing Bitch: Yes ma'am, should I keep kneeling?
Sturf Mistress: You felt the need to ask me that did you? YES keep kneeling, clean my shoes while you're down there

Sturfing Bitch by rocki peyote June 9, 2009

Slurding 

To slurd is to go sledding while under the influence of hard spirited liquor. Traditionally, bourbon whiskey is the liquor used to begin the drunken sledding off of the snowiest mountain tops and the steepest hills--on the most frigid of frigid winter days.

Slurding's roots began with the famed bottle of aged 1939 'Fighting Cock' Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey.

"Why would you look at that, I have nothing in the world to do right now and I am incredibly bored to tears.

-I am sorry to hear that--there is very little to do when it's snowing outside and you can't appreciate the simple joys of snowball fights like children can.

You can appreciate the joys of anything childlike as long as you add alcohol to the equation.

-Great Scott! Let us drink till we're mad and then go sledding down that nearby hill!!

Let's call it SLURDING!----BRILLIANT!!!"

Slurding by TheFightingCock November 18, 2011

sturking 

When you lick out a girl's twat and before she orgasms her legs start twitching , jerking around.

I was licking out lisa's twat last night and I got her sturking like crazy.

sturking by ORIGINATEDGENIO April 23, 2017