sturging 

when something is "sturging" it usually means it is on the rise or increasing in value. Also referring to go up and a general increase. Also it usualy is defining something that is rising like a Phoenix to an exponential new value.

Those leafs sure are sturging in the standings.

Ssl sure is sturging after that report came one

sturging by Gattz February 20, 2014

swurging 

having a sweatpant urge.

okay, so you're at a wedding that you didn't want to go to with a date you didn't want to take. you're wearing a horrendous tuxedo or an unfortunate ballgown, depending on your clothing persuasion. you are at the pinnacle of discomfort and all you can think about is getting home, putting on your sweatpants, and dropping onto your couch and falling asleep.
what you're having is a sweatpant urge. you are swurging.

or maybe you're in the parking lot with your grandmother and her old, old dog. it's cold: you're looking for Mee-Maw's Buick and she's moving unbelievably slow. your shirt is a little too short and you can feel the wind blowing on your lower back. all you want at this moment is to go home, pull on your nasty basketball sweatshirt and some flannel pajama pants, and probably watch Glee, or maybe Arrested Development, or maybe even Most Extreme Elimination Challenge.

swurging by times_twelve May 18, 2010

surging sanders 

When you sudden come out of nowhere

"Damn! Sorry hun! I just made a Surging Sanders! You on the pill?"

surging sanders by Brummelum February 28, 2016

Snurging 

To gain erotic pleasure from the sniffing of bicycle saddles.

Traditionally, the snurger would be an old man and the target
of his nasal attention would be a saddle recently vacated by a young lady.

"Hey! Stop snurging my saddle, you pervert!"

Snurging by Idontcareanymore September 27, 2006

Sturfing 

The art of stoned (web) surfing. When sturfing you always end up with a search result nowhere near to that of which you intended. Re-tracing your sturfer steps to find out how the hell you found this site! Sturfing/Sturfer/Sturfed/Sturf/Sturfsearch

Dude I found this online while sturfing last night, it's funny stuff you gotta have a look. While looking up the weather forecast you find yourself sturfing a 'Cats who look like Hitler' site but you're not sure how you got there. That sturf then leads you to a name generator site and you're now known as ' MagentaBlade Blast Off Pigplanter Kid Playa O'Callaghan' but your friends just call you squeak for short.

Sturfing by rocki peyote June 6, 2009

sturbing 

to masturbate violently but you say this because you are afraid of the word wank

gonna go home and sturb over that fine ass duchess tubgirl

sturbing by original nuttah March 24, 2003

Surging sanders 

When you come out of nowhere.

That storm came through like a surging sanders.

Surging sanders by identd April 25, 2016