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strumbler 

1. An enormously large cock. Usally of great thickness and length.

2. Also can be used as an adjective, strumbling, which means huge, out of porportion, rippling, etc.
1. Hey, bitch, come suck my strumbler!

2. Geez, I have a strumbling cock!
strumbler by Mr. President May 9, 2005
If you meet someone and your gaydar is RINGING, but they're not gay. Basically, someone who you think is gay but isn't. A really fruity home. HE'S FREE!!
Did you meet Rudy yet?
Yeah, he's pretty fruity
I heard he's a strumbo
Strumbo by Baddies_In_The_Club March 22, 2022

strabone 

sexy cool older man with the intelligence of every historian in the world. once you meet him you fall hard even if you don't see it at first. you will begin to fantasize passionately about him. he is woke, he is a feminist, he has the passion and desire of a lion about to pounce. he doesn't have sex; he makes love, as if he has been blessed by Aphrodite herself. you must stop at nothing to acquire a strabone.
that's not just any man- that's a strabone.

girl, you gotta get your hands on that strabone.

only a strabone owns a leather couch ;)

my dad was such a strabone in the 70s!

that lion is like a weaker version of a strabone combined with the grace of a flamingo's leg.

I need a strabone to keep me warm at night.
strabone by stealmyyamsyoudie September 21, 2020

Strombong 

gays sometimes performs strombong though it may be unhygienic to some.
Strombong by bynternet October 27, 2011
(n.) Strombone: A pretty awesome individual on twitter who may or may not be gold-medal winning, excessively criticized and all-around awesome goaltender, Roberto Luongo. Generally enjoys self-deprecating humour, poop jokes and may have a secret crush on Snooki. Also tries very hard to get other hockey players to follow him. When Strombone tweets, the twitters soon.
(n) "Dude, Strombone just talked to me. I think I'm gonna die"
Strombone by SirCanuckles December 17, 2012

strombonin 

A Msm Mythical on cold island which was revealed in msm 10th anniversary which is was in sep,1,2022. strobonin has a scaley skin at the back and is in a symbiotic relation ship with another monster
Monster handler: cold island mythical???
MPG:yes strombonin
strombonin by BlueMammot August 31, 2022