Strombone

(n.) Strombone: A pretty awesome individual on twitter who may or may not be gold-medal winning, excessively criticized and all-around awesome goaltender, Roberto Luongo. Generally enjoys self-deprecating humour, poop jokes and may have a secret crush on Snooki. Also tries very hard to get other hockey players to follow him. When Strombone tweets, the twitters soon.

(n) "Dude, Strombone just talked to me. I think I'm gonna die"

by SirCanuckles December 17, 2012

Strombone

A loose or adulterous man.
Male version of strumpet.

The way he puts himself about, he'll get a reputation as a strombone.

by Dr Tim May 4, 2005

stromanetics

the act of down playing any importance of pharmacy school examination. most specifically pharmacokinetics.

I asked my professor how I was doing since I failed the last exam. He is clearly an expert in stromanetics, as he assured me "everything will be alright".

by pharmstudent2015 November 19, 2013

Bass Trombone

The bass trombone is a weapon of mass destruction that is notable for its ability to destroy entire planets with sheer volume. Banned internationally by the Geneva Convention, it continues to see use via a technicality allowing it to be used as a "musical instrument". As such, musical ensembles who wish to thin out their audiences or viola sections will hire a bass trombonist (one who plays the bass trombone).

For a brief period, NASA used bass trombones to test spacecraft components' resilience under extreme conditions, but quickly found that the valuable components (along with the surrounding area) would never survive more than a few seconds.

Valerie: Why are you wearing full body armor to an orchestra concert, Terence?
Terence: I want to be ready for when the concert hall collapses after the bass trombone's fortissimo passage.

by Driving Park December 17, 2014

tromboned

getting your anus licked and getting jerked off at the same time

i love getting tromboned by my girl

by goose616 September 30, 2012

Beef Trombone

Yet another slang term for a big, meaty penis

Girl to Another: I'm so sore....

Another: Take 2 Advil and put an ice pack your 'gina

Girl: I just cannot take the punishment from JP's beef trombone!

by sarasplayroom.com August 3, 2009

trombone titties

Titties that look like a trombone. They are long, skinny, and fanned out at the nipple.

That girl has trombone titties.

by KennyMel April 29, 2014