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strumbler

1. An enormously large cock. Usally of great thickness and length.

2. Also can be used as an adjective, strumbling, which means huge, out of porportion, rippling, etc.
1. Hey, bitch, come suck my strumbler!

2. Geez, I have a strumbling cock!
by Mr. President May 9, 2005
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Springfield Scrambler

A person know as Bobby Marker that egged a house along with other people
“Yo guys the Springfield Scrambler struck again”
by PPPOOPOOMAN November 8, 2019
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joe strummer

it pains me to say that im the first person to write a decent definition for this great man.
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Joe Strummer (born John Grahm Mellor) was/is the vocalist for one of the most important bands in punk rock The Clash. With a leftist political view and a reggae influence, The Clash rose to the top. The Clash broke up in the late 1980's and Strummer went on to a solo career. In 1995 or so, Joe strummer signed onto Hellcat records with a backing band called The Mescaleros, releasing fourl albums before his death on December 22, 2002
Joe strummer was one of the most amazing vocalists of the 80's.
by Dalle October 8, 2005
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sign scramblers

A group of enthusiasts who rearrange the plastic letters found on signs outside of businesses and schools alike, oftentimes forming vulgar phrases.
"Those pesky sign scramblers hit my sign again."
'PRUNING LILACS - BRING TOOLS - $5 FEE' --> 'LOCAL SLUT IS BRINGING PORN - $5 FEE'
by www.signscramblers.org January 27, 2004
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spumbler

Someone who regularly squirts their own jizz into their own mouth
Toby is such a spumbler...he spumbles all the time
by Anonymous0123987 January 1, 2017
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Stumbler's Syndrome

A syndrome in which chronic users of stumble upon (involuntarily and out of habit) click the bottom left of the task bar when accessing the internet on web browsers that do not have stumble upon installed.
Why are you clicking on the favorites button?

What?... Oh sorry, I have Stumbler's Syndrome.
by Corey Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee February 25, 2009
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scrumber

Matt: "That cat is a total scrumber!"
Sarah: "What?"
Matt: "He's scrungly."
Sarah: "I see."
by 16Bitboy November 10, 2022
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