Stromboner 

When you see a girl that is really ugly, your boner retracts its statment.

Damn that girl was so ugly I got a Stromboner!

Stromboner by Murphy123 March 10, 2009

tromboner 

Being sexually aroused by someone in a band uniform.

Whoa! That cute clarinet player standing on the 40 yard line gives me a tromboner!

tromboner by Kram Llahtneb February 6, 2010

tromboner 

A trombone with its slide fully extended, resembling an erect penis.

Try playing some pedal tones with that tromboner---just be careful. Don't whack that girl in front of you with the slide.

tromboner by pentozali November 1, 2010

Strombong 

Filipino gay lingo which means anal intercourse

gays sometimes performs strombong though it may be unhygienic to some.

Strombong by bynternet October 27, 2011

Strombone

(n.) Strombone: A pretty awesome individual on twitter who may or may not be gold-medal winning, excessively criticized and all-around awesome goaltender, Roberto Luongo. Generally enjoys self-deprecating humour, poop jokes and may have a secret crush on Snooki. Also tries very hard to get other hockey players to follow him. When Strombone tweets, the twitters soon.

(n) "Dude, Strombone just talked to me. I think I'm gonna die"

Strombone by SirCanuckles December 17, 2012

Stromberg

The best pvp car in GTA online, comes stock with missiles and MG's. MG's are the strongest pair in the game and missiles have insane tracking, takes 3-6 homing missiles and easily counter: Deluxo, Oppressor, Akula, Oppressor MK2 etc. Works best if you head your opponent on at full speed and spam missiles once you hit a lock-on. Their missiles won't hit you but you'll destroy them. The car is closed off from on the back so on foot players can't kill you from behind, also useful for reversing into them to run them over and then spraying them with MG's/missiles and killing them before getting up.

"If you buy the Stromberg, you'll become an absolute unit."

Stromberg by Pegassi September 21, 2018

tromboner 

when a guy gets a boner in band class

chad got a tromboner

tromboner by you_no_it132 February 4, 2009