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strabone

sexy cool older man with the intelligence of every historian in the world. once you meet him you fall hard even if you don't see it at first. you will begin to fantasize passionately about him. he is woke, he is a feminist, he has the passion and desire of a lion about to pounce. he doesn't have sex; he makes love, as if he has been blessed by Aphrodite herself. you must stop at nothing to acquire a strabone.
that's not just any man- that's a strabone.

girl, you gotta get your hands on that strabone.

only a strabone owns a leather couch ;)

my dad was such a strabone in the 70s!

that lion is like a weaker version of a strabone combined with the grace of a flamingo's leg.

I need a strabone to keep me warm at night.
by stealmyyamsyoudie September 21, 2020
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strabone

sexy cool older man with the intelligence of 200000 historians combined. once you meet him, you will fall hard, even if you don't immediately know it, time will make the heart grow fonder and fiercer. he has the passion and desire of a lion about to pounce. he is woke, he is a feminist, he doesn't just have sex, he makes love as if he has been blessed by aphrodite herself. once you meet a strabone you must stop at nothing to acquire him.
that's not just any man- that's a strabone.

girl you gotta get your hands on that strabone.

my dad was such a strabone in the 70s!!

even Dwayne the rock johnson isn't a strabone.
by stealmyyamsyoudie September 21, 2020
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A woman who performs anal penetration with strapon, AKA pegging, on man
Who is that, your girlfriend? No, she is my straponess
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strabane

Buckfast - indicating that the consumer will buck(fuck)-fast. Tonic does not indicate that the wine can be used for medicenal purpose. Consumed mainly in Scotland and Northern Ireland by Neds and Strabanimals
Meanwhile in Strabane :Here man you hitting central? Naw man, £1 drinks isn't even worth it. Bottle a buckie UTB be grand, skin some bread, sparka loaf, leave me heel.
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stabone

An idiot or moron. Someone so stupid that he doesn’t know he’s stupid. Derived from Richard “Boner” Stabone.
That guy bought a Buick Skylark because he thought it was a flying car. What a fucking stabone.
by Kevin Dean Nicewanger December 13, 2019
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Straponese

Woman 1: Did you see that lady? She looked like a total Dyke!

Woman 2: Yeah I know, she's Straponese.
by Lick O'Lot Opuss December 23, 2009
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Straponed

Being anally penetrated with a strap-on by your nazi-lesbian of a teacher for the smallest of mistakes.
Ms. Furious brutally straponed me because I was 3 words under the minimum count.
by Ub3rGruB August 16, 2012
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