An NBAplayer on the Phoenix Suns.
Goes by the nickname of STAT - standing tall and talented.
#32 6’10 245 out of Cypress Creed HS.
His true position is the 4 (PF) but he often plays the 5(C) because of Phoenix’s small ball style.
He was initially set to go the Memphis to play college ball but instead went pro and was selected #9 by the Phoenix Suns in the 2002 NBA draft.
He beat out Yao Ming for to receive Rookie of the Year.
Considered by many including Charles Barkley as the best young big man in the NBA.
He is coming off of a knee injury that sidelined for the 2005-2006 season.
He is known for his nasty dunks but has added a jump shot and many other moves each year he has been in the NBA.
Watch Amare Stoudemire take the Suns to the promise land in 2006-2007.
Very dominant center who is currently on the Phoenix Suns roster. He is 6'10 tall and has incredible dunking ability. He and his teammate Shawn Marion represent one of the best duos in the NBA.
Wade: Wow! Those two guys really kick ass.
James: No woneder. That's Shawn Marion and Amare Stoudemire.
This is a word used by basketball loving freaks. It is linked to one of the most dominant power fowards to play in the NBA in our generation. Amare Stoudemire is known for is powerful dunking ability and has posterized many defending players. To be 'stoudemired' means being totally annihilated and dominated of a person, thing, activity, and situation.
"I got stoudemired by my girlfriend in NBA LIVE 2010"
"That dude stoudemired his calculus exam"
"I was a stoudemire in bed"
When a girl is giving you head on her knee's and you stick your thumb in her eye socket and pop her eye out, then you stick you dick in her now open eye socket and demand that bitch give you a "blink job"
dude, i was with Karren last night and she sneezed and bit down on my dick, so i gave that bitch a Amare Stoudemire.
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my realbirthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*