Stoudemired 

This is a word used by basketball loving freaks. It is linked to one of the most dominant power fowards to play in the NBA in our generation. Amare Stoudemire is known for is powerful dunking ability and has posterized many defending players. To be 'stoudemired' means being totally annihilated and dominated of a person, thing, activity, and situation.

"I got stoudemired by my girlfriend in NBA LIVE 2010"
"That dude stoudemired his calculus exam"
"I was a stoudemire in bed"

Stoudemired by Rafizzle October 12, 2009

amare stoudemire 

An NBA player on the Phoenix Suns.
Goes by the nickname of STAT - standing tall and talented.
#32 6’10 245 out of Cypress Creed HS.
His true position is the 4 (PF) but he often plays the 5(C) because of Phoenix’s small ball style.
He was initially set to go the Memphis to play college ball but instead went pro and was selected #9 by the Phoenix Suns in the 2002 NBA draft.
He beat out Yao Ming for to receive Rookie of the Year.
Considered by many including Charles Barkley as the best young big man in the NBA.
He is coming off of a knee injury that sidelined for the 2005-2006 season.
He is known for his nasty dunks but has added a jump shot and many other moves each year he has been in the NBA.

Watch Amare Stoudemire take the Suns to the promise land in 2006-2007.

amare stoudemire by AZfan October 23, 2006

Amare Stoudemire 

Very dominant center who is currently on the Phoenix Suns roster. He is 6'10 tall and has incredible dunking ability. He and his teammate Shawn Marion represent one of the best duos in the NBA.

Wade: Wow! Those two guys really kick ass.
James: No woneder. That's Shawn Marion and Amare Stoudemire.

Amare Stoudemire by The Matrix July 2, 2006

Stoudemize 

(v) To dominate in an especially vigorous manner, like Amare Stoudemire, sometimes referring to anal penetration; the act of performing stoudomy

Ahh, I forgot to write up that report. My boss is totally going to stoudemize me.

Stoudemize by Dirty Dinosaur May 30, 2010

Amare Stoudemire 

When a girl is giving you head on her knee's and you stick your thumb in her eye socket and pop her eye out, then you stick you dick in her now open eye socket and demand that bitch give you a "blink job"

dude, i was with Karren last night and she sneezed and bit down on my dick, so i gave that bitch a Amare Stoudemire.

Amare Stoudemire by thatbitchnamedbradley November 5, 2010

Stoudemire 

1: Another word for a jew, or somebody looking for money

2: Amar'e Stoudemire's last name.

Yo, that Haley chick you've been dating is such a Stoudemire.

Stoudemire by Kadykchan February 12, 2015