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Squid game guards
who look like among us beings and have a ps4 triangle icon
and they have a secret they have a point to the mask
dont tell them what the point of the mask is but i know it,
Only a small percentage of people who watch squid game are actually subscribed. so consider subbing.
and they have a secret they have a point to the mask
dont tell them what the point of the mask is but i know it,
Only a small percentage of people who watch squid game are actually subscribed. so consider subbing.
Friend: yo whats the point of squid game guards wearing masks lmao
Me: oh because only a small percentage of people who watch squid game are actually subscribed.
Friend: isnt that the shit that dream says?
Me: oh because only a small percentage of people who watch squid game are actually subscribed.
Friend: isnt that the shit that dream says?
Squid game guards by Lolorator360 November 13, 2021
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parading the guards
v.phrase. Exposing one's genitals in public if one is royalty.
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I say! Prince Harry has been parading the guards rather a lot lately. It just isn't cricket old boy. I think it all started when his great-granny started letting the corgis out.
parading the guards by gnostic1 September 24, 2012
sweaty guards
sweaty guards by Ddubswarriors March 17, 2020
Spooge Guards
Sexy, Nerdy Eyeglasses on a woman. Also handy for giving oral sex, it wat keeps the spooge out your eyes.
Spooge Guards by nfkiller October 17, 2008
Splooge Guards
Sexy, Nerdy Eyeglasses on a woman. Also handy for giving oral sex, it wat keeps the splooge out your eyes.
Splooge Guards by nfkiller October 17, 2008
Cum Guards
Another name for eyeglasses. Also used to prevent ejaculation from entering eyeball, causing temporary blindness, and uncontrollable laughter.
Those chicks at the table are looking at us, lets go talk to them.
Ok, I'll take the one with the cum guards.
Cool.
Ok, I'll take the one with the cum guards.
Cool.
Cum Guards by xxachary November 30, 2014
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Ratfucker
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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