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blue spanker 

Blue Spanker:
When a blue shell is forcefully shoved up an opponent's anus in Mariokart.
Mitchell just got a blue spanker for the fourth time.
blue spanker by A_Pacifist January 4, 2017

spankerchief

a hankerchief or rag that is used for masterbating
my mom found my spankerchief under my bed
spankerchief by Charlie Badass January 7, 2011

starwanker 

Anyone who is suspected of fapping to the concept of a robot or space alien coming on to a human or vice-versa in a science fiction movie, anime, or series - no matter how little is seen in it. Their obsession in this fantasy is so deep that they hold little to no attraction to woman in the real world even those that attempt to make advances on them.
"Do you think Richard has that latest Anime, "Crystal Heart" about the robot girl making out with its creator ?"
"You know it. He's such a starwanker."
starwanker by dw8177 June 20, 2017

spankerchief

An ejaculatory device used to aid in the collection or removal of ejaculate.
Person: "My mom found my spankerchief."
Luke: "hahaha, you have a spankerchief?"
spankerchief by DesPERRYado September 5, 2005

lens spanker 

A term for filmmakers who annoyingly leave the part of their hand going to camera to mark a certain amount of footage as good. Found commonly in skate videos, snowboard seshs, and other sport-like or trick-based footage.
*Mark does a kickflip off a 7 set*
(Shitty filmmaker) *spanks his hand on the lens and then leaves in the edit*

- He is now a lens spanker

*Simon Dumont does a kangaroo flip*

(Shitty filmmaker) *waves his hand in front of lens and leaves in the final edit*

- He is now a lens spanker

For further information, add this link to the end of youtube homepage, Donovan addresses this himself.
/watch?v=1lswsyr1JfI
lens spanker by HYDRAL1K September 27, 2009

Californian Shit Dog Pancake Spanker 

Mexican that immigrated from Mexico, that stands outside of Home Depot looking for work, and look for Old Flabby Asses to spank
Romil: Hey you that Californian Shit Dog Pancake Spanker over there.
Adam: Hell yeah, I bet he's clappin' granny ass
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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