starwanker

Anyone who is suspected of fapping to the concept of a robot or space alien coming on to a human or vice-versa in a science fiction movie, anime, or series - no matter how little is seen in it. Their obsession in this fantasy is so deep that they hold little to no attraction to woman in the real world even those that attempt to make advances on them.

"Do you think Richard has that latest Anime, "Crystal Heart" about the robot girl making out with its creator ?"
"You know it. He's such a starwanker."

by dw8177 June 20, 2017

The Original Starwalker

The Original Starwalker

These birds are pissing me off
I am the original Starwalker

by ccunit October 17, 2021

Spamwanker

A person who constantly spams groups on social networking groups such as Beebo, Myspace, FaceBook etc with stuff such as the IHATELUCY, IHATEHELEN or PAYBAYBACKTIMEJANE links

Most of the time the Spamwanker will get a torrent of abuse from the other group members on all levels of nastyness depending on the group they invade on

one particular group have a wall of shame whereby the Spamwankers photo is photoshoped to an amusing picture depicting the spamwanker as to what they have spammed.

another name for a spammer is a Spamtwunt (Please look up Twunt for definition)

spam spamwanker spamtwunt twunt

by Young Bolt June 21, 2010

Starbanger

A Starbanger is a unusually attractive Barista at Starbucks making your drink. It is often the reason to frequently drink coffee.

"Wanna go to bucko's?"

"Sure. Which one you wanna go to?"

"Let's go to the one on 4th and Franklin St."

"Yeaaaaa, Starbangers there for sure!"

by Sepat & Whipple May 10, 2009

Starmaker

Very important and influencing person in a group or society. Not necessary the leader.

He's the Starmaker here

Person XY is such a Starmaker

by Leroy Brando June 3, 2016

chocolate starwasher

Another word for the a-hole, or chicken eye, or brown spider.

Mike had to sit on a pillow after taking a shit so large it streatched out it chocolate starwasher.

by z28 owner2 March 7, 2008

Starwank

The act of pleasing oneself while focusing intently on the night sky.

Greg stepped out for a night walk, but was so taken by the splendour of the stars, that he engaged in a session of self pleasure and quiet reflection - a starwank.

by Galaxyhand April 27, 2017