Spankered

The equivalent to being extemely drunk, 'lagging' or 'hammered' used for description.

Boy 1: Mate, I cannot wait until after all the exams are all over, gonna be mad.
Boy 2: I know! I'm gonna get absolutely spankered every weekend!

Spankered by Makaveli321 October 17, 2012

spankered

To be very drunk, softer version of wankered

I was totally spankered last night

spankered by BrigidC February 10, 2008

blue spanker 

Blue Spanker:
When a blue shell is forcefully shoved up an opponent's anus in Mariokart.

Mitchell just got a blue spanker for the fourth time.

blue spanker by A_Pacifist January 4, 2017

spankerchief

a hankerchief or rag that is used for masterbating

my mom found my spankerchief under my bed

spankerchief by Charlie Badass January 7, 2011

Skandered 

When you remix a track but people can't notice the difference with the original track.

He Skandered this track.

Skandered by Yacinedessouki July 30, 2018

clit spanked 

A term used when referring to having sex in the doggy style position. Named so because of the male's testicles hitting the female's clitoris.

Dude what'd you end up doing last night?
Man I clit spanked this chick all night.
Aww damn, lucky dog!

clit spanked by Tony56 October 2, 2013

panda spanked 

When your site loses a lot of traffic from the Google algorithm update that was code named Panda.

Friend 1: Wow, my site has really taken a hit in traffic.

Friend 2: You've been panda spanked.

panda spanked by enile8 May 12, 2011