Stalnakering

To sit around all day, play video games and watch DVDs while getting a steady paycheck in the process.

I called into work today and did some stalnakering in my place for about 12 hours

by Cock Mongler July 7, 2006

Stalnakering

To get what you want, when you want it and how you want it. Continuing firmly or obstinately in a course of action in spite of difficulty or opposition.

Man, did you see Ryan go to town Stalnakering that vendor to get those updates? Nice job Stalnakering that order, that's what we like to see. persistent overwhelming

by Joe Vendor March 14, 2014

Stalkering

The process of using stalker-like tactics to figure out the mental or emotional state of another person in lieu of just asking them.

The person receiving the attention is being stalkered.

Not to be confused with stalking, in which the person is actually obsessed with someone.

Bob: "I wanted to see if Megan was over her ex, so I logged into her Verizon account to check out how often they still text each other."

Bill: "Wow that's some clever stalkering, what did you find?"

Bob: "They were texting at 3 AM the other night. I'm gonna dump that ho!"

by Nacho Rodriguez November 20, 2011