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spankervision 

Pornographic movies that are often available in hotel rooms, often for masturbatory purposes. These movies are often quite expensive, and might be embarrassing if they are itemized on your hotel bill. In some cases, the hardcore scenes have been edited out, leaving you to rub one out with little more than what's available on many premium cable TV channels. The word was popularized in the 1995 comedy film "Tommy Boy", starring Chris Farley and David Spade. The relevance of spankervision in a world of widely available Internet porn, is questionable.
"My girlfriend is awesome in the sack, but I'm traveling for work for the next two weeks. I might have to break down and order some spankervision at the hotel."

"I hope my boss doesn't look at my expense report too closely. I don't think he's gonna buy that a regular on-demand movie cost $29.00... He'll know it was spankervision"
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spankervision 

Watching a guy on webcam while he masturbates.
Some guy came in the chat room and was like," Ladies hard, young cock on cam about to blow my load. Come watch me CUM for you!"

I was like,"Ohh wow, just what I been sitting in chat waiting on all day, some fucktard to invite me to watch spankervision!!! I'd rather watch rats fuck!!"
spankervision by Funky_Girl November 27, 2007

Spanktravision

A program that one watches on television as a masturbatory aid.
Tommy: Richard, were you watching spanktravision?
Spanktravision by Steakface August 16, 2010

spanktervision 

The depiction of erotic behavior (as in pictures or writing) intended to cause sexual excitement. (aka pornography)
I was sitting in my bean bag chair, naked, eating cheetos, watching some good ol' spanktervision, when all of a sudden a giant alligator gave me 25 beer coupuns for $100.
spanktervision by bjb0mb3rz August 7, 2004

skankervision 

men or women on web cam doing sexual acts with 2 or more people
just hangin on .....(video chat program) watchin skankervision
skankervision by Totalchaos September 8, 2005

Spanktravision

Michael and Aaron's favorite scrambled late night channel. Usually in the mix is a large blanket to sit under... for "drumming"
Dude, my parents are asleep, turn it to spanktravision... and uh, pass me that blanket would ya? I gotta... practice... ...my drumming."
Spanktravision by RYTOE November 6, 2003

spankavision 

rent a porn movies on hotel networks
good business trip, hotel had excellent spankavision
spankavision by mark January 8, 2004
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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