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spankervision

Pornographic movies that are often available in hotel rooms, often for masturbatory purposes. These movies are often quite expensive, and might be embarrassing if they are itemized on your hotel bill. In some cases, the hardcore scenes have been edited out, leaving you to rub one out with little more than what's available on many premium cable TV channels. The word was popularized in the 1995 comedy film "Tommy Boy", starring Chris Farley and David Spade. The relevance of spankervision in a world of widely available Internet porn, is questionable.
"My girlfriend is awesome in the sack, but I'm traveling for work for the next two weeks. I might have to break down and order some spankervision at the hotel."

"I hope my boss doesn't look at my expense report too closely. I don't think he's gonna buy that a regular on-demand movie cost $29.00... He'll know it was spankervision"
by defnotmyrealname March 18, 2013
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spankervision

Watching a guy on webcam while he masturbates.
Some guy came in the chat room and was like," Ladies hard, young cock on cam about to blow my load. Come watch me CUM for you!"

I was like,"Ohh wow, just what I been sitting in chat waiting on all day, some fucktard to invite me to watch spankervision!!! I'd rather watch rats fuck!!"
by Funky_Girl November 27, 2007
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Spanktravision

A program that one watches on television as a masturbatory aid.
Tommy: Richard, were you watching spanktravision?
by Steakface August 16, 2010
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spanktervision

The depiction of erotic behavior (as in pictures or writing) intended to cause sexual excitement. (aka pornography)
I was sitting in my bean bag chair, naked, eating cheetos, watching some good ol' spanktervision, when all of a sudden a giant alligator gave me 25 beer coupuns for $100.
by bjb0mb3rz August 7, 2004
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skankervision

men or women on web cam doing sexual acts with 2 or more people
just hangin on .....(video chat program) watchin skankervision
by Totalchaos September 8, 2005
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Spanktravision

Michael and Aaron's favorite scrambled late night channel. Usually in the mix is a large blanket to sit under... for "drumming"
Dude, my parents are asleep, turn it to spanktravision... and uh, pass me that blanket would ya? I gotta... practice... ...my drumming."
by RYTOE November 6, 2003
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spankavision

rent a porn movies on hotel networks
good business trip, hotel had excellent spankavision
by mark January 8, 2004
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