Tenure

Something college professors get when they are offered a life-time position at a college.

I have tenure so I can conduct my class however I want without worry of being fired

Man, once I get tenure I won't have to worry about being unemployed ever again.

by DesPERRYado November 01, 2004

THE TEAM

A small group of lower-middle class males who are usually found insulting people or posting hilarious pictures on the internet. THE TEAM likes to rock the video games, go geocaching and play chess every now and then.

Man, THE TEAM really handed my ass to me in an argument about religion.

by DesPERRYado November 01, 2004

Wheel of Morality

A bit from the 90's cartoon, Animaniacs.

"Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn.

by DesPERRYado April 21, 2005

serial girlfriend

A relatively unhappy, unsuccessful, promiscuous female between the ages of 14-26 who moves from relationship to relationship because she is so high-maintenance and brainless that her grocery clerk boyfriends usually dump her after a week of meaningless sex. A serial girlfriend is rarely found paying for a meal and often uses sex to acquire a free place to stay. The only way a girl can escape this is becoming a teen-parent or bi-curious

Janey is a seria girlfriend. She's had 20 boyfriends in the last year.

by DesPERRYado November 01, 2004

bout it

1) To die.

2) To vomit.

1)
Commander: Where's Johnson?
Pvt: He bout it when we went under fire.

2) "I drank too much last night, I bout it all over the floor."

by DesPERRYado April 11, 2005

The proverbial champ

Used figuratively to express or accentuate the use of The Champ

Man, if Dave calls out of work again I am going to give him the Proverbial Champ

by DesPERRYado November 02, 2004

Gamer's Wrist

When your wrist becomes sore from holding of video game controllers brought on by playing video games during most of your waking hours for several days straight. Signs of Gamer's Wrist are pain in outer-wrist joint while moving, grabbing or lifting and loss of strength. Usually mistaken for or stereotyped as Masturbator's Cramp which is entirely different or carpal tunnel syndrome which is a pain and stiffness on the inside of the hand caused by online games.

Especially severe in games which require a lot of clicking and tapping of buttons. Takes around 3 to 9 days to completely heal with moderate gaming. Gaming for more than 3 hours a day during may prolong the healing process. Treat with tiger balm or mineral ice type remedies. A wrist bandage may help but will increase stiffness if kept on overnight.

"ugh...my wrist."

"Been Masturbating?

"No, it's Gamer's Wrist."

by DesPERRYado April 21, 2005