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Something I had a lot of when published most of my other UD entries.
"I had a lot of angst and angry when I published those definitions of teen parent, religion and nice guy, and now I feel bad because I can't delete any of them."
by DesPERRYado December 26, 2006
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The cultural and physical scientific study of humankind indiscriminate of time, place and race in an attempt to explain the origin of humankind.
Anthropology has done a much better job explaining the origin of humans than religion.
by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004
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Pain and swelling in the muscle around the mid-arm, elbow area which is caused by excessive masturbating. Not to be confused with Gamer's Wrist.
"Look at that huge whelp on Johnny's arm. Think he gets beaten?"

"Nah, it's probably Masturbator's Cramp."
by DesPERRYado April 21, 2005
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A person who thinks that resources and wealth should distributed among people who deserve rather than on an equal basis. Egalitarianism would be the opposite of Meritarianism.
Egalitarian: We should help the homeless.

Meritarian: The homeless don't work so we shouldn't share our resources with them!!!!
by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004
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In America milk comes in plastic containers. In Canada it comes in a bag.
Who used the last of the milk and didn't put in a new bag?
by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004
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One of the most powerful guns in counter-strike. It's real name is Para.
"Man, I killed 4 guys with my newb blaster."
by DesPERRYado October 10, 2005
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Short for next generation gamer. A person who starts with newer releases of games.
Billy is a next-gen gamer, he started with Final Fantasy 7.
by DesPERRYado December 9, 2004
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