DesPERRYado's definitions

wet dream

When one ejaculates from some kind of sexual stimuli experienced in a dream...or really erotic nightmare. Caused from lack of masturbation.

Date: 7 years ago
Time: 4:44am
Location: Some dream

"Oh, Lois Lane. You can interview me any day of the week. ::wakes up:: Huh?! Wha?!? It happened again..."

"I haven't had a wet dream in 7 years."

by desperryado October 3, 2005

milk in a bag

In America milk comes in plastic containers. In Canada it comes in a bag.

Who used the last of the milk and didn't put in a new bag?

by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004

Tenure

Something college professors get when they are offered a life-time position at a college.

I have tenure so I can conduct my class however I want without worry of being fired

Man, once I get tenure I won't have to worry about being unemployed ever again.

by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

real life syndrome

When a gamer cannot commit much time to play because he/she is afflicted with certain ailements, such as job or an academic career, that prevents them from playing.

Johnny: "Billy, why haven't you been playing WoW? I'm already lvl 60."

Billy: "Sorry man, Real Life Syndrome."

by desPERRYado March 4, 2006

Wheel of Morality

A bit from the 90's cartoon, Animaniacs.

"Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn.

by DesPERRYado April 21, 2005

THE TEAM

A small group of lower-middle class males who are usually found insulting people or posting hilarious pictures on the internet. THE TEAM likes to rock the video games, go geocaching and play chess every now and then.

Man, THE TEAM really handed my ass to me in an argument about religion.

by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

getting done

Used by Maine residents as a term which designates the quitting or termination of their job.

Johnny: "Don't you still work at Johnny's?"

Bill: "Nah, I'm getting done."

by DesPERRYado May 21, 2005