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avetard stairs
The stairs that take you to the second floor of The Ave. This shit is basically a fucking storage room because an avetard just throws his shit anywhere he wants and just leaves it there. There is absolutely no room to go up the fucking stairs and you might as well play hopscotch or leapfrog on the stairs because you need to be jumping all over the place to avoid all the shit on the avetard stairs to get upstairs.
One of the avetards called me upstairs but when I went to climb up the avetard stairs, there was absolutely no room for me to put my foot down so I felt like a fucking monkey trying to jump over everything to get up.
avetard stairs by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019
Apple Stairs
Apple Stairs by Zesteas October 16, 2021
SNAIDS
Markiplier has snaids
Stacy Stids
Generic name for any woman who is slutty and assumedly has a handful of sexually transmitted diseases. Last name 'Stids' is derived from the phonetic pronunciation of the acronym 'STD'.
"That kid needs to get laid. We should throw a party for him and get everyone to invite all the Stacy Stids they know."
Stacy Stids by Fitterer April 10, 2006
Stands Online
A game on the online gaming platform known as Roblox that is based off of the series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
In the game, you roll completely randomized stands. The body, the head, the moves, color, the pose, and everything else is randomized. But, it's very hard to get anything good and the game is very unforgiving to the point where it almost seems like it's designed to fuck you over. Despite this, it is quite addicting though it has caused many to develop anxiety and fall into depression.
There is a theory that girls can get custom stands for free by pleasing the developers. There are also some members in the community who are friends with staff thus unfairly granting them free shit. In the Discord server there are frequent giveaways though they are either bad or suspiciously, people who already have really good stands or are friends with admins win. Most of the staff are actually heartless and don't care about the people who play the game. One of the developers is also known for being bad at taking jokes. Some of the staff including the owner once started an immense chain spam and then muted anyone who joined in, and even muted some people who were completely innocent. Allegedly, the admins are pedophiles who exchange customs for nudes from under aged girls.
If you are mentally ill or don't desire to develop a gambling addiction, then don't play this game.
If you're charismatic or an attractive female, you could easily get free shit.
In the game, you roll completely randomized stands. The body, the head, the moves, color, the pose, and everything else is randomized. But, it's very hard to get anything good and the game is very unforgiving to the point where it almost seems like it's designed to fuck you over. Despite this, it is quite addicting though it has caused many to develop anxiety and fall into depression.
There is a theory that girls can get custom stands for free by pleasing the developers. There are also some members in the community who are friends with staff thus unfairly granting them free shit. In the Discord server there are frequent giveaways though they are either bad or suspiciously, people who already have really good stands or are friends with admins win. Most of the staff are actually heartless and don't care about the people who play the game. One of the developers is also known for being bad at taking jokes. Some of the staff including the owner once started an immense chain spam and then muted anyone who joined in, and even muted some people who were completely innocent. Allegedly, the admins are pedophiles who exchange customs for nudes from under aged girls.
If you are mentally ill or don't desire to develop a gambling addiction, then don't play this game.
If you're charismatic or an attractive female, you could easily get free shit.
Girl: After I turned on facecam in the Stands Online Discord server the staff offered me free customs!
Boy: No fair, I've literally been grinding for over 1000 hours and I haven't gotten anything at all good.
Boy: No fair, I've literally been grinding for over 1000 hours and I haven't gotten anything at all good.
Stands Online by Bawxol March 19, 2021
Joker Stairs
The most holy of places, even more sacred than the vatican itself. Only one with boatloads of clout can only hope to visit.
Yo bro m8 i heard your in new york this weekend, have you been to the joker stairs yet.
Nah man i got denied at the entrance not enough clout
Bruh
Nah man i got denied at the entrance not enough clout
Bruh
Joker Stairs by Holy Priest Babadoo October 20, 2019
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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