stains

Essentially used to mean anything crappy or shitty.

Wow, your 7,2 offsuit is stains.

by NESticle April 19, 2006

stains

essentially calling someone a shit stain. a worthless person.
stainy: someone who is shitty, neglectful or bad

noone wants a stainy barn cause that would be cuts

by Platy January 5, 2004

STAINS

Stevens forehead

Shelton:Your forehead is stains
Steven:I ain't got no stains

by Trainboy420 March 14, 2019

stains

Another word used for weed.

Man, he gave us a real nice chunk of stains this time.

by Venj December 14, 2008

Stains

A somewhat attractive young woman with above average "junk in the trunk" who inadvertently walks in such a manner that allows her male coworkers to discover stains on her undergarmets, most likely caused by a partial "wedgie" which has absorbed vaginal discharge. Although the size of the stains are somewhat debatable, they are undeniable.

Daniel invited "Stains" back to his "crib" so he could inspect the "meat curtain".

by Darrin Pulver December 20, 2004

Stains

A crazy, completely out of control bad mother fucker. One who pushes the limits while still fooling authoritary figures that he is still a saint. Stives to be like Prateek.

Stains is one bad mother fucker!

by Webster April 8, 2003

Stains of Time

The Badass Theme Song Of Monsoon. Memes. The DNA of the soul.

Wash away the anger
Here I stand beneath
The warm and soothing rain
The droplets falling
Gently down on the terrain
Wash away the sorrow
All the stains of time
But there's no memory
It's only dry inside
In the mud and sinking deeper
Into a peaceful life
And it will come
Like a flood of pain
Pouring down on me
And it will not let up
Until the end is here
And it will come
Through the darkest day
In my final hour
And it will never rest
Until the clouds are clear
Until it finds my dreams have disappeared
My dreams disappear

by SpoonNamedJamie May 10, 2022