Skype AIDS. When your internet connection is so shitty, that it causes other people in your skype calls to crash, force reboots, or otherwise have a generally shitty skype experience from hearing random gunshots, to reverb from hell.

Deru, what the fuck, your internet connection has given me skAIDS. Skype is no longer working. Pull the screwdriver out of your router and reconnect.

skaids by ZadeTheDestroyer December 3, 2013

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scAIDS

AIDS contracted orally, or through the passing of bodily fluids by the one and only Alicia (issexy) Scanlan

note* words in brackets only apply for when she has added yourself in her phone for a fuck n chuck

person 1: what happened to Taylor i haven't seen him in a week?!
person 2: dude....he got scAIDS...
person 1: NO WAY! damn it alicia's done it again....

scAIDS by slutbusters June 29, 2010

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Nick Swardson

An amazing comedian. Plays Terry the rollerskating gay on Reno 911!, Hector the Stalker in Blades of Glory, and my personal fav...Jeff in Grandma's Boy! Also has made appearances in I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, Benchwarmers, Zohan, etc.

Alex: Dude, your bed is a car...
Jeff: Yeah, but it's a f-cking sweet car.

Deputy Clementine: Terry you are an atention whore.
Terry: What does that mean

Me: Hey I can't wait to see Nick Swardson live!

Nick Swardson by ShellBell12484 January 28, 2009

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