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AIDS contracted orally, or through the passing of bodily fluids by the one and only Alicia (issexy) Scanlan

note* words in brackets only apply for when she has added yourself in her phone for a fuck n chuck
person 1: what happened to Taylor i haven't seen him in a week?!
person 2: dude....he got scAIDS...
person 1: NO WAY! damn it alicia's done it again....
scAIDS by slutbusters June 29, 2010
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When one feels ill for a day thinking they contracted AIDS. Used also to describe a person acting weird. Scary one day AIDS.
"Man, I slept with this hooker last night, and I feel kinda sick. I wonder if I got the SCAIDS!"

"John is being weird. I wonder if he has the SCAIDS."
SCAIDS by Rofldofl fall October 21, 2008
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SCAIDS • SNAIDS • swaids • scrids • Smaids • Sqaids • Scaide • Scands • Sceaids • SQCAIDs
A disease caused by a toxic/fake friend, usually accompanied with symptoms of feeling like an asshole when in their presence. A person capable of spreading Scaids usually has no personality, talks only about themselves, and is disingenuous in nature
I listened to my friend brag about how much money he is making, and now I have an acute case of scaids.
Scaids by Sconer Beeves August 24, 2021
Aids but for snakes
Markiplier has snaids
SNAIDS by Snaidsman May 28, 2020
Skype AIDS. When your internet connection is so shitty, that it causes other people in your skype calls to crash, force reboots, or otherwise have a generally shitty skype experience from hearing random gunshots, to reverb from hell.
Deru, what the fuck, your internet connection has given me skAIDS. Skype is no longer working. Pull the screwdriver out of your router and reconnect.
skaids by ZadeTheDestroyer December 3, 2013
A term that is used to describe a quantity. Generally the quantity is greater than a dozen, but limited to a managable number. This term is quite obscure but very noticable when put to use, thus the power of the word. More often than not, it comes to use in the sporting world, however, it has also been overheard among beer drinkers trying to describe (usually a lie) how much beer they can consume in a night or weekend.
Coach - Ok, we're going to run scads of 200s today.
Runner - Could I not run this workout?
Coach - You didn't run yesterdays workout.
scads by Oh Welles September 7, 2006
1. what you have left over near the bottom of a bag of chips.
2. if you drink a foamy beer down to about 1/4" left in the glass, what you have left over.
3. the people you have left at the end of a party, or at bar close in a tavern.
synonyms: bottom of the barrel, picked over.
"Son, you wear that out to town, and all you're comin' home with is scrids."
scrids by rjp February 15, 2005
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