Sqaids 

A sexually transmitted squirrel disease. same as aids just with

Sq in front of it.

My advice, don't get freaky with slutty Squirrel.

Hey guys that troll over there has Sqaids. lets shun the Sqaids carrier

Sqaids by WhatsUpGmail February 6, 2010

The Squids from Chicago 

Popular punk band from Chicago from 1990-2002, featuring Joey Spatafora on lead vocals, Billy (People are Still Having Sex) LaTour, Emery Yost on bass, Scott Bahry, Bob Fesus and Judy Johnson. Spatafora recently wrote and stars in an upcoming indie cult film, "The Good Food Guy And The Doo Doo King", along with Bahry. LaTour wrote most of the original score for the film. The Squids greatest hits cd is called "4 Floors Of Whores" on Hot Dog Water Records. Known best for their hits "Bad Haircut" , "The Harmonica Song", and "Every Time She Calls My Name" otherwise known as "The Boner Song".

The Squids from Chicago are the original Squids, and all the other bands who say they are Squids, are really not.

The Squids from Chicago by Deuce Loosly January 10, 2009

Squaids

Disease contracted from fucking squirrels too much. Originates from The Wirral, Merseyside and has been seen in various other places such as Guyana and the city of Portsmouth. Can also be known as the Real Slim Squaidy. Has a thing for yoda too.

"Have you seen any squirrels lately?"
"Nah man, I think they died from squaids"

Squaids by SlimSquaidy March 22, 2021

SNAIDS

Aids but for snakes

Markiplier has snaids

SNAIDS by Snaidsman May 28, 2020

skaids 

Skype AIDS. When your internet connection is so shitty, that it causes other people in your skype calls to crash, force reboots, or otherwise have a generally shitty skype experience from hearing random gunshots, to reverb from hell.

Deru, what the fuck, your internet connection has given me skAIDS. Skype is no longer working. Pull the screwdriver out of your router and reconnect.

skaids by ZadeTheDestroyer December 3, 2013

scAIDS 

AIDS contracted orally, or through the passing of bodily fluids by the one and only Alicia (issexy) Scanlan

note* words in brackets only apply for when she has added yourself in her phone for a fuck n chuck

person 1: what happened to Taylor i haven't seen him in a week?!
person 2: dude....he got scAIDS...
person 1: NO WAY! damn it alicia's done it again....

scAIDS by slutbusters June 29, 2010

squaids

Shorthand notation of "squirrel AIDS". Some serious shit!
=3

"wtf, i'm not going to that miley cyrus concert...i'd rather have squaids!"

squaids by xtinct2 January 4, 2010