Squonce

(pronounced skwah-n-ss)
The legendary smooth-brain or lost cause. The natural best friend and accomplice of a chunce, usually operating with even fewer brain cells left.

The word can also be used as a verb (to squonce), meaning to state a completely hollow, broken argument with unearned confidence. - Definition by Albertus Einsteinus

"That squonce left the keys inside the truck and locked us out."
"Stop squoncing about how to fix the engine when you don't even know where the gas goes."

Squonce by Albertus Einsteinus September 19, 2026

squoner 

semi-erect penis. not quite a full hard-on, yet more then a little aroused

Dude, she left me with a squoner after we made out.

squoner by pbid October 4, 2009

Squonkey 

The cross between a squirrel and a monkey. They tend to be quite restless but make up for it in cuteness.

“Hey come check this out! I just captured a rare squonkey.”

Squonkey by Squonkward May 30, 2018

squoner 

the period of male excitation before full erection

She was so hot that my squoner developed into a boner.

squoner by squonerkid69 May 4, 2011

squance

The penis.

We went to the drive in and my girlfriend grabbed me by the squance.
Circa 1960.

squance by lewestogger May 29, 2009

Squonge 

The brown ring left behind on a cats anus after defecation

That cat must be proud to show off his squonge with his tail held high

Squonge by taxprokitty September 9, 2010

suonce 

cool person, god/goddess,

You're sounce, man.
O my sounce! (instead of "O my god!")

suonce by dr Raul Duke December 23, 2004