squitz

diahorrea, the runs etc.

"hey your face doesnt look like someone just had squitz on it."
"gee...thanks."

by Asher.Yeah.Manly4 September 17, 2005

Squitz

That sweet sweet Green..

Oh, you got that scripply on that damie squitz.

by Taylor Turner Thompson January 26, 2009

Squitter

Slang from South West England, a squitter is a thoroughly nasty, smelly, disgusting squirt of liquid or semi-liquid faecal matter. Usually used as a plural, the squitters is an attack of diarrhoea brought on usually by overindulgence in alcoholic refreshment. Using squitter in the singular form means a single squirt of repulsive, stinking, watery shit and by extension a repulsive, stinking, watery shit of a person. In both cases the best thing to do is flush the toilet with plenty of disinfectant.

"Malcolm, you're nothing but a two-faced squitter!"

by AKACroatalin April 16, 2015

'squitos

a short way of saying mosquitos

The 'squitos tonight were Bad!

by Starchylde July 14, 2015

The Squits

Terrible diarrhea that takes the form of a chunky, hot liquid gushing from your anus. May be caused by a horrific stomach bug, killer disease or vindaloo. Often accompanied by stomach cramps and a sinking feeling of hopelessness.

Not to be confused with explosive diarrhea which erupts with force, the squits are more of a steady trickle.

If you have the squits you will need to confine yourself to the toilet for at least 24 hours armed with a good supply of toilet paper, some Gatorade (for rehydration purposes) and some porno to stop yourself getting bored during the long shitting sessions.

Man: Hey Tony, where have you been for the last week?

Tony: Oh yeah, I came down with a terrible case of the squits. My arse feels like a tattered sleeve from all the wiping.

Man: Ew.

by tonymcguff May 14, 2010

Squitarted

When you're so retarted, that you're IQ is that of a squid.

Did you hear what Johnny said yesterday?
Yeah, it was so squitarted.

She was so squitarted cause she wanted to play the mayonaise for her school band.

by SquitartedSyd December 31, 2018

Squizz

Slang for "taking a look" at something.

Person, "My leg hurts!"

Doctor friend, "Here, let me have a squizz."

by G-knee-yes October 20, 2011