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1) A toke on a cigarette.
2) To survey something.
1) Let's get a squitzy on your jebend, mate.
2) Let's have a little squitzy at that, then.
squitzy by WalnutSack April 26, 2006
Words you can keep
1. To have a suck on a bell end.
2. To take a drag of a cigarette.
1. Hey you can i have a squitzy on a jebend.
2. lets have a squitzy on that.
squitzy by mr blooby in da house March 11, 2007

Squintzy Workout 

A workout in which one spends approximately 30 minutes and gets a muscle-pumping fat-blasting glute-toning full body workout. One who does a squintzy workout generally goes to the gym approximately twice weekly.

For best results, post workout consume mochachino's, hot dogs, chili and half a bag of salad.
Damn, Chad looks jacked after that squintzy workout!
Squintzy Workout by Winnie11233 February 4, 2010

Squintzy Drunk 

The act of consuming excessive amounts of booze in order to score with chicks. Usually leads to the person sleeping alone, fully clothed, and door open and television on. One may also spend an outrageous amount of money on buying shots for people at the bar. Usually after being squintzy drunk, one can not drink for a few days and must eat bacon cheese burgers.
God damn Chad went and got squintzy drunk last night and made out with some dude!
Squintzy Drunk by Winnie11233 February 3, 2010

Squitty Bubbler

Similar to Creampie,

This rare occassion is something that can happen during a cream pie if the reciever breaks wind (Farts) and the cum bubbles

Thus Squitty bubbler!
John: "I got with some right sket lastnight!"
Dave: "Have much fun?"
John: "Yeah man it all ended with a squitty bubbler!"
Dave: "Dude...gross!"
Dave: "+10ManPoint's though!"
Squitty Bubbler by Teraphinx March 15, 2010
New Zealand slang verb.

A short peak or inspection of something. Casual and informal behaviour of the action is inferred by the verb.

Often joined by the adverb, quick. eg. quick squizzy.

May also infer an action of tinkering, such as a fiddle with something. eg, "yeah, come have a squizzy" may be used in response to two mechanics who can't seem to work out a problem in a car enginne
"Can I just take a quick squizzy?"

"Yeah, come have a squizzy"

"We just had a quick squizzy at the new showroom"
squizzy by AnonymousKiwi March 7, 2010

Big Squizy 

Big Squizy is a hit rapper and musical artist who’s known for their work in “the scalp” and “quien comer”. They are very conventionally attractive and better than everyone else. They first made their appearance in their debut song “The Squizy Show”
person 1: Damn this shit fire who made this?

person 2: it’s The Squizy Show made by Big Squizy.
Big Squizy by BigSquizy November 9, 2022
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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