A workout in which one spends approximately 30 minutes and gets a muscle-pumping fat-blasting glute-toning full body workout. One who does a squintzy workout generally goes to the gym approximately twice weekly.
For best results, post workout consume mochachino's, hot dogs, chili and half a bag of salad.
The act of consuming excessive amounts of booze in order to score with chicks. Usually leads to the person sleeping alone, fully clothed, and door open and television on. One may also spend an outrageous amount of money on buying shots for people at the bar. Usually after being squintzy drunk, one can not drink for a few days and must eat bacon cheese burgers.
God damn Chad went and got squintzy drunk last night and made out with some dude!
This rare occassion is something that can happen during a cream pie if the reciever breaks wind (Farts) and the cum bubbles
Thus Squitty bubbler!
John: "I got with some right sket lastnight!"
Dave: "Have much fun?"
John: "Yeah man it all ended with a squitty bubbler!"
Dave: "Dude...gross!"
Dave: "+10ManPoint's though!"
A short peak or inspection of something. Casual and informal behaviour of the action is inferred by the verb.
Often joined by the adverb, quick. eg. quick squizzy.
May also infer an action of tinkering, such as a fiddle with something. eg, "yeah, come have a squizzy" may be used in response to two mechanics who can't seem to work out a problem in a car enginne
Big Squizy is a hitrapper and musical artist who’s known for their work in “the scalp” and “quien comer”. They are very conventionally attractive and better than everyone else. They first made their appearance in their debut song “The Squizy Show”