squizz

Short term for squirting jizz!

"You should have seen that girl when I left her, I squizzed all over her face!"

by Mr. Dee'z March 27, 2008

squizz

Projectile breast milk, usually fired with precision

She just squizzed him from 10 feet away!

by Tyler Klaus October 15, 2006

squizz

The real deal. The truth.

What's the squizz on your momma?

by ddigital June 04, 2006

squizz

A squizz is a person who pretends he is straight, has a girlfriend, talks about boobies, but infact hides a secret homosexual lifestyle where he takes it up the ass like a little bitch that he really is.

That guy Jon, he is such a squizz. Last week I saw him necking some guy in town, his girlfriend has no clue.

by kyle January 02, 2005

squizz

compound of squirt and jizz - to ejaculate

I just squizzed all over her face!

by sold gold easy action May 24, 2003

squizz

a rare variety of bird, commonly found in Djibouti (pronounced squizz)

I greatly enjoy consuming squizz. This is because I have no brain or moral sense, so I automatically assume it's fine to eat stuff that's not human, and moreover, were I to know that that may not be alright, I wouldn't care. Yayz.

by Sqwertz May 01, 2008

Squizz

Slang for "taking a look" at something.

Person, "My leg hurts!"

Doctor friend, "Here, let me have a squizz."

by G-knee-yes October 20, 2011