Squarfer 

The combonation of a wigglesnarf, ( A person who sniffs bycicle seats after kids have been sittting on it for a while) and a snarfer ( who farts in the bathtub and attempts to eat the fart bubbles), and a quarfer ( who queefs in the bathtub and attempts to eat the queef bubbles)

the old women was a squarfer

Squarfer by We are Cool May 28, 2010

squarier 

For when you want to way squarer but it is so cold and your nipples so hard that you momentarily have an aneunyrsm and a pointless “i”

“All this time i was getting underwear that was shorter and shorter”

“But you needed underwear that was longer and squarier”

squarier by Parsa J. December 15, 2019

Squarerrorism 

The attempt by squares to brainwash Legends and subsequently rid them of their wit, charisma, ism and forward-thinking ability to go against established norms and buck the system. Squarerrorists come in many shapes and sizes, but ultimately they are generally not about that life and do everything they can to ensure that no one else will be either.

My company wants us to do some unpaid OT, they are all about that squarerrorism.

That squarerrorist is over their hating on swag and promotion squarerrorism.

Squarerrorism by Daddee September 3, 2013

squarters 

Squarters is a game similar to the popular "Quarters" drinking game, but rather the quarter is held between your ass cheeks and you squat in an attempt to have the quarter land in a certain place, usually into a shotglass (or cup) on that table.

This quarter stinks like ass - someone must've been using it to play squarters.

squarters by deloreanguy December 2, 2020

squarerootable 

a number or variable being able to have the square route taken out

spuare root of 64 = 8
64 is squarerootable

squarerootable by CNT BACON PARTY 2012 April 26, 2011

Squartermelon 

The opposite of a Blumpkin. When a guy carpet munches, will the girl drops a deuce. Preferably inside a port-o-potty!

Jency received a squartermelon from Billy at the bar last night.

Squartermelon by classyskinnystall June 8, 2010

Squaffer 

A person who is a bit of a pretender, someone who goes out of their way to ensure people are talking about them even though they are extremely shallow and lack substance.

Anton always arrives late so that his entrance can be seen by everyone. What a friggin squaffer.

Squaffer by Big Eez January 24, 2012