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squarters

Squarters is a game similar to the popular "Quarters" drinking game, but rather the quarter is held between your ass cheeks and you squat in an attempt to have the quarter land in a certain place, usually into a shotglass (or cup) on that table.
This quarter stinks like ass - someone must've been using it to play squarters.
by deloreanguy December 2, 2020
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squarier

For when you want to way squarer but it is so cold and your nipples so hard that you momentarily have an aneunyrsm and a pointless “i”
“All this time i was getting underwear that was shorter and shorter”

“But you needed underwear that was longer and squarier”
by Parsa J. December 15, 2019
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Thot Squatter

(Noun) A female attention whore with little or no valuable real world skills other than compulsively squatting on Instagram or social media in yoga pants. A thot squatter is a subspecies of the contemporary bimbo.
You really want to date that bro? Shes such a thot squatter!
by MisterWill December 10, 2018
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Squatter

A person, usually homeless, who "squats" in your home for days, weeks, or even months. They overstay their welcome and usually have no where else to go, so they crouch in a corner of somebody else's house and lives, sleeps, eats there as long as they are allowed.
Hey is that dirty squatter still staying at Jimmy's house or did he hop a train to another town?
by KaySauce89 June 7, 2016
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Womb Squatter

In similar concept to that of a squatter: a person who settles on land/occupies property without title, right, or payment of rent; a Womb Squatter is an unexpected and possibly unwanted pregnancy. I.e., the fetus is undesirably there and doesn't plan on leaving on its own.
It is a term that you will most likely never hear uttered from the mouth of a pro-lifer .
Janie: Why are you so upset? You've been crying all day... Is everything okay?
Alyssa: Oh Janie, I have a womb squatter. Dylan is going to be so mad at me!
Janie: I am so sorry, Janie. Just remember that, due to a Woman's right to choice, you have options.
Alyssa: I know, I've already been considering my options. But next time, I will definitely remember to use birth control and contraceptives.
by HananaBannah October 21, 2009
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Frog squatter

When u spot a friend, stranger, and or family member squatting on the floor and they look like a frog that’s about to pounce/leap their ass in the air so get some air in the crack. And if they ever try to leap they will get air in the crack and more
Oh shit the principal is lookin like a frog squatter again...
by bellsmagsmolls42069_ June 30, 2018
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Trading Quarters

The exchanging of anecdotes or experiances instead of conversation. Small talk that is meant to make all parties involved feel good.
Tom and Paul were Trading Quarters when they first met.
by obie June 20, 2006
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