Squaffer

A person who is a bit of a pretender, someone who goes out of their way to ensure people are talking about them even though they are extremely shallow and lack substance.

Anton always arrives late so that his entrance can be seen by everyone. What a friggin squaffer.

by Big Eez January 24, 2012

squiffer

1 - The inner lining of the smooth thin layer of skin inside the anus.

2 - The anus of any mammal.

MY OH MY that dick went up my squiffer like a finger through warm butter.

by Erectism November 9, 2007

squaffed

eating food with a ravenous delight

I just squaffed down that taylor ham and egg and cheese sandwich in 2 bites

by kearnygirl April 6, 2014

squiffer

Squiffer - A happy young child. A child who is grumpy is said not to be feeling very Squiffy

Parent - "Morning Squiffer ! How Squiffy are you feeling today"

Child - "Quite Squiffy thankyou..."

by Ian Murray June 19, 2008

squiffer

that which makes one squiffy or slightly intoxicated

Dude, pass the squiffer - and the Doritos.

by zldj November 18, 2006

Squarfer

The combonation of a wigglesnarf, ( A person who sniffs bycicle seats after kids have been sittting on it for a while) and a snarfer ( who farts in the bathtub and attempts to eat the fart bubbles), and a quarfer ( who queefs in the bathtub and attempts to eat the queef bubbles)

the old women was a squarfer

by We are Cool May 28, 2010