Squartermelon
The opposite of a Blumpkin. When a guy carpet munches, will the girl drops a deuce. Preferably inside a port-o-potty!
Squartermelon by classyskinnystall June 8, 2010
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sqwatermelon
1. The act of smashing the female genitals until said genitals excrete moist discharge. Usually involving male penis but has been know to use some of the following: bat, banana, hair dryer, etcetera.. phallic objects.
2. Commonly mistaken for the only word that rimes with, "watermelon."
2. Commonly mistaken for the only word that rimes with, "watermelon."
Hey Alex and Sam, I was just saying how this freak went all sqwatermelon on me after I used this banana on her.
sqwatermelon by SlippyJ November 17, 2011
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